We can pretend this was posted in a timely manner after the port, rite? :D;;

[chicagoshope]

What do you get when you mix a brand new warden and a group of cannibalistic elderly? Nothing good, let me tell you. And I thought the zombies were bad. At least the dead don't smell like mothballs

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[yeehawkiller]

A grandma bit me once.

[chicagoshope]

My sympathies. *is actually being honest* Did you remember to disinfect it?

[yeehawkiller]

Sure I did. I disinfected the bitch real nice.

[chicagoshope]

...I meant the bite.

[rayney_day]

Cannibalistic what?

[chicagoshope]

Old people.

[rayney_day]

Do I want to know more?

[chicagoshope]

It wasn't very pretty, so probably not. These things didn't all have dentures in at the time.

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[victimofnoone]

And here I thought you'd jumped ship.. metaphorically, of course.

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[chicagoshope]

Hey, I told you I was sticking around, didn't I?

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[victimofnoone]

That's never stopped anyone before.

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[chicagoshope]

Looks like it's stopping me, doesn't it?

[goodgrasshopper]

Oh, you were gone?

[Grumpy!Apprentice is Grumpy. You disappeared on her, Harry!]

[OOC: ...Also pretend this was a lot sooner, and that I didn't accidentally overlook this. :-P]

[chicagoshope]

You didn't notice?

*Hey, it wasn't like he did it entirely on purpose or anything!*

((ooc: No problem, my timing is going to be horrible for awhile anyway. ^^;))

[goodgrasshopper]

Well, you know. It's been busy around here. And stuff.

...Don't vanish on me like that again. [FROWNY MCFROWN]

[chicagoshope]

I won't, okay? And if I do you can kick me for it.