This was the title of the play I went and saw tonight for my Latin American Studies class. I was scared at first it was going to be way too artsy and abstract for me, but it actually turned out to be quite funny. I went with this girl Liz from my class and of course Heather and Andre came along. I was psyched to go to the hookah bar afterwards but ( Read more... )

So hurricane Ivan was a pussy and didn't hit New Orleans at all but was enough of a threat to force us all to evacuate. Hundreds of college students at the airport at 4:30 in the morning still stumbling drunk is a sight to behold. Andre and I didn't get to sleep for 48 hrs because by the time we had flights worked out and had moved all the stuff ( Read more... )

So while drunk our friend Tim (the jury is still out on his sexuality) makes a comment that he wouldn't mind getting a blow job from a man. The next night he says that his favorite thing, sexually speaking, is to go down on a girl.
I honestly can't figure this out!!
Also, I think gay men are prolly better at giving head then us girls. Anyone know?

So here at good ol TU we have drunk buses. These actual school buses are sponsored by different fraternities who purchase 4 $2,000 bar tabs and proceed to drive students from one bar to another as the tabs run out. Can I just say how interesting a feeling it is to be drinking everclear and juice in a bus that looks exactly like the one I took to ( Read more... )

So my second night at Southern Decadence involved much less alcohol but still was highly interesting ( Read more... )

So obviously I am now in a tropical climate because it down pours at random times, and by random I mean whenever Serena has to walk across campus. So the other day I was forced to walk back from my Writing class to my dorm in a terenchial rain because it didn't look like it would let up. When I reached the door and attempted to swipe my ID card to ( Read more... )

Today's moment of Zen occured last night. I was enjoying a pleasant ride on the trolley back from the French Quarter and my phone rings. It is none other then my dear Hankla! He says that he's somewhere on West Campus and can't find his pants. What he was expecting me to do about it I have no idea. He was also shocked to hear that I have not ( Read more... )

Yesterday I only had class from noon until 2pm.Yay!! Then Heath and I went to work out at Reily which is really nice. Next time I think I'm going to swim. So after that we had the Activities Expo where you get to sign up for clubs you'll never attend. They give you free stuff though. Like the ultra cool Spongebob Squarepants Movie Campus goodie ( Read more... )

Ok first note to Amanda. We are allowed to have males in our all-girls dorm at any hour and they don't have a specific time lenth thry can stay but here's the weird part....they cannot be sleeping in your room (no one checks). I don't think sleeping is what they should be worried about. I skipped our sex lecture titled NO MEANS NO: WHAT IS ( Read more... )

Yes I know how you all have missed these ( Read more... )