I have had the same God damn twitch in my left eye for hours, right below my eyebrow. If it doesn't stop soon I am going to shove a pencil in my eye.

All I have to say is fuck being broke. Fuck it in the ass with porcupines and no lubricant.

All I have to say is fuck being brokeck it in the ass with porcupines and no lubricant.

Well, it has been a shitload of time since I updated this thing with some real things to say. I am actually not sure what the last thing I talked about in here was, so I'll just start with everything ( Read more... )

As a child...You were dropped on your head


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You will go to jail for: You were mistaken for a serial killer because of your habit of wringing your hands in the air and yelling 'kill them all!'


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Damn, NEVER is pretty depressing, but I like the rest.