My Dream Revenge On Paul Ryan

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One day, as he is making his srs business about how nobody needs to be poor if they have a plan that he won't fund, or whatever, something he ate begins to make its urgent way out of him, in front of everyone.(Not that the press corps hasn't been telling us shit smells like rose petals for some time anyway, of course, but it will be hard for Ryan,

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David Lindley, whom I adore, relates his own less than blissful experience with the said Indigestion Boogie, in the song "Cat Food Sandwiches". The bit about "and I commenced to squirt - hey, really sorry I spoiled your tie-dyed shirt" is classic, and the thing about going onstage anyway and feeling something running down his leg is epic.

Here. Enjoy. With you in loving to see that happening to Ryan, though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki2yntj_JAA

Because I know how awful it is

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I know it would be perfect revenge if everytime he talked shit, he had to. He would be more honest(or just quieter) and less judgemental. Also, he's a vain little fucker, too--the loss of face would be devastating.