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[chicken_pat_pie]

the egg is a symbol of:

(a) fertility
(b) chocolate
(c) spring-ility

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Comments

[jenrawr]

(d) crassness

i double dog dare you to write down the rest of the joke and send it to me in an email. if you think you can.

meh, i take it back. i'd rather hear it in person.

[chicken_pat_pie]

first of all, I don't have your email so in person will have to do and secondly, have you ever wondered why ghosts can't have babies?

[jenrawr]

of COURSE i've wondered why ghosts can't have babies. every morning when i wake up it's the first thing on my mind. so how come, because they're dead and their fallopian tubes are rotten?

[chicken_pat_pie]

no, because they have halloweenies! .. er, hollow weenies?!

my delivery sucks ...

have you heard the one about the orange ping pong balls?

[csection]

well i can tell you the egg is a symbol of my faith.
and by faith i mean track marks

[chicken_pat_pie]

and by 'track marks' you mean chocolate?

[csection]

...and by chocolate i mean LETS HANG OUT SOMETIME?

[jamiegayporn]

that's so sweet!

[jamiegayporn]

i thought eggs were just bird seeds?

[chicken_pat_pie]

you're thinking of tapioca!

[jenrawr]

cpp, i keep trying to call your ole lady, but her phone or my phone won't let me ring it. will you tell her please i sent her an email and i definitely don't hate her and that i will die an icky death if she doesn't believe me? tell her to check her email, for the love of all that's holy. please! please! and i'm sorry i haven't hung out, i don't really leave my apartment so often. aw shit. fuck. shitfuckpiss. this me emailing you guys shit is lame. i should bake you a cake so we can have a cake fight. i think that is what i will do.