Wow can you believe this hurricane? Wow.`

[chickenbowl]

I am really really mad about this thing! Can you believe this hurricane? I mean i cant even jerk off to my Japanamation porn while drinking coke-a-cola classic cause I am scared the power will go out and then i wont be able to find my wiping towel! Then it will be on my stomach neck chest and wrist! Look at it! Hurricanes really scare me. If

Comments

[geckoskin]

OBV

[freakyjen]

my kid is neither ugly nor stupid...

and i'm pretty sure she's not going to have to deal with any kind of sexual dysfunction.. as she already ties up all my friends and begs them to tie her up as well.. plus she claims she will marry a girl because they are much more beautiful than boys. so HA. some of our kids turn out normal. (and by normal, i mean freaks, like me and jamie)

and dude, dont worry about the wiping towel.. just use a sock, DUH....

haha

[chickenbowl]

i like this response.. ya you and jamie are awesome duh, so obv your kid is going to be super cool and hot

Re: haha

[freakyjen]

hahah, thanks.

and no, you cant date her when she turns 18...

Re: haha

[geckoskin]

18? hell, we werent going to wait that long to ask, we were thinking more like 16 :-)

i kid, i kid...

I pissed someone's future a minute ago...

[coinlaundry]

I miss you, man. You have to come over super-early tonight so we can watch television and talk about Black Panther business.

Word is bond.

PHAJAMB BITCH!

[anonymous]

my sweet little chickenbowl, you are totally shizazzle. i have a type of sexual disfunction, i got like 16 mad BONERS at all times in a week. in case youre wondering, im no FRIGGIN' pirate. youre damned funny, i and a buddy had quite a few many laughs while reading your entries. i've found myself caught in quite a little bind when it comes to jerkin' myself in a hurricane, i gots myself's goo it all the way to the back of my lil knees, and on the underside of a tables. do you know the truth about ninjas? ninjas are better than pirates in every way except for being lil beannie buns, and gayness. any-lots-ways i hhab mad skillz in shop class and working with slightly maleable materials for making materials and such. anyway im super shazard in any way you tyhink of and can create quite a little stir in stores so get back to me on that and have a kikkin'! sweet birthhalloween and/or hannukah.