from family guy :

Chris to girl on the street- excuse me you dropped something...

MY JAW

<3

stripper- how old are you honey?
chris- old enough to know your a whore

So on fox family there is the show SWITCHED so this girl from Fremont Switched with a girl from Oklahoma. So the girl from Oklahoma comes here, and the show makes her go to high school, * Washington High* and they made it seem so Ghetto! It was so funny. The principal asked the girl if she was wearing gang colors and I started cracking up. Poor ( Read more... )

Ok I know I am part of the female gender but some girls are just morons! For example, today this seemingly smart girl felt the need to turn into a bubbly airhead in front of a guy. The stats teacher was explaining something even a 5 year old could understand, and this girl bats her eyelashes, turns to the guy and in the most disgustinly cutesy ( Read more... )

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: PAGE 18 IS A BLANK PAGE :0 so I will go to page 19 " Frances can I get back to you ( Read more... )

Ok... so I had my heartbroken, but I broke his heart first, unknowingly. I have to move on, but its so difficult. Guys need to be more up front with their emotions. If you are feeling something, say it! I know it is difficult, but it will hurt more keeping it inside. I will always hold a place in my heart for you and you can ALWAYS turn to me no ( Read more... )

Last year was Senior Ball and I never realized how selfish I was about this. My family has been struggling since my dad's health problems. We have very little money and I was such a brat and complained about getting the ticket and dress etc. It is so sad to think that the beautiful dress will not be used again. Maybe someone's wedding? I was ( Read more... )

Anna and I are trying to get an apartment next year! We would have so much fun! I seriously get along with her so well its scary. She gets me lol. Yet we seem opposite. I mean she looks like a cheerleader type fashionista and I am well not lol. But we can laugh at our stupid comments and how I can get my shoe caught in the bus and how I can fall ( Read more... )

SICK SICK SICK ( Read more... )

So for creative writing she wants us to write random thoughts, poems stories anything as much as possible ( Read more... )

hmmph ( Read more... )