salems broken miaw

[chickenkiev]

i think my cat hooped himself in the ass, hahaha.
Dan came through this morning and Salem jumped off the foot of my bed to greet him........the stupid cat forgot my bed was 6ft in the air (he limped off with his usual noncalance)!
Since i came back from work his miaw has been sounding a little fractured, can a cat break his miaw?

Comments

[wired_protocol]

i think so... maybe you need to buy him a new miaw.

[chickenkiev]

or possibly i can just have it removed... i never much cared for it anyway (especially when he wants feeding at stoopid o'clock inthe morning)...and i find it almost impossible to communicate with him through miaws (although fun to catterwall with him at times). maybee if i drop him from a higher hight it will just fall off and roll away to miaw heaven

[wired_protocol]

if you drop him from a higher height, it may be more than his miaw that goes to heaven /:

[chickenkiev]

naa he'd be fine, like the chick in underworld....thundering down from great hights, silently landing with an agile crouch and an stir of dust. thik he might do it to himself anyway, i spotted him bumbaling arround on top of the garden shed

[eggatron]

I tpyed out a long winded and non-sensical reply. Alas, it was all drunker jibber. I saw fit to not post it. Instead I decided to post htis. Although, this seems even less poignant than my rpevious effort.

When will they inevnt sobriety tests for computers? I need one. I need it, like, an hour and thirty minutes ago.

moooooOOOOOOoooooooo

[chickenkiev]

maybee i can put one of those creepy mooo boxes in him, like in zim. 'Oh my gawd its the hideous mooing cat!!' but youd have to turn him upside down to make it work, lets work on making him as undignified as possible...haha can you imagine his mortified little cat face!!

i hope i never have children... id spend my day torturing them in similar ways

Re: moooooOOOOOOoooooooo

[chickenkiev]

he'd need a little troupe of fire breathing and juggaling (with matchsticks of course) mice in full circus garb following him arround everywhere!! that would be so cuooooot :P

(i found appetite for destruction - me a happy little bunny)

[glitter_bunny]

Awww poor kitty...I agree with Liell, make a new one! and just mix it into his food!