preachers

[chickenkiev]

there was a preacher in uni today...like a proper "lakes of fire and brimstone" dude!! he was preaching to a bank machine queue (fucked up spelling, they just chucked in 4 extra letters for the hell of it!!) straight from the old book

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[dumbdegenerate]

hehehe.

*has mental image of father jack type character, staggering along the road yelling "feck" to find sinful stoodents*

[chickenkiev]

that would have been cool...but alas no...he was a non irish crazy man

yay god!

[wired_protocol]

hehehe.. i love those guys. I kind of envy them, being that devoted to something... I would only get that devoted to god, if he gave me something in return... like Evil laser beam eyes - so i could burn sinners. Maybe he got the tweed and sin-dar.

bribed into being good

[chickenkiev]

what eternal paradice not enough for you then?
but yeah...where is the proof dude? it says something bad about humanity if we are only willing to be nice to each other if we get a big gift afterwards.
i would really like lazer eyes tho, wouldnt be very well behaved if i had them ...id ironicaly toast every fucker that gave me dirty looks....i could be a modern day medusa... but turn people to charcoal instead of stone...i like that idea:)

Re: bribed into being good

[wired_protocol]

i could install some for you /: it might hurt...

Re: bribed into being good

[chickenkiev]

dont tempt me, ive had a really shitty day and there is a certain blonde pretty thing in my class that definately needs a premature cremation!!

i dont think i should be granted such awesome powers!

[glitter_bunny]

Yay for trampolining!!! How did that go anyway ?

[chickenkiev]

it was fookin ace...im sure ill write a lj entry bout it soon