lets staple antlers to mice

[chickenkiev]

jeese i manage to ctrl all the uni stress and xmas panic goes and bites me on the ass (why do my life metaphors always involve my bum? maybe i have a subconscious obsession with my own rear....oh dear, something else to worry about

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[jimsin]

Good gracious! (teehee) You can still feel so happy in the face of Bob Dylan? That's amazing!!

Thanks so much for my email ... haven't replied coz feeling creatively redundant!

Word of the day = Bowlderise .. meaning "to edit by omitting or modifying parts considered indelicate" - although the context I saw it in was (incorrectly?) describing how Mr Mayor pronounces his words.

[chickenkiev]

james and i watched some larry the lamb lastnight, he was indeed impressed :)

did you know the word padlock comes from imprisoning footpads?

bowlderise doesnt sound like making something MORE delicate, it sounds like you should cover all the words in boulders

[dumbdegenerate]

yeah, why DID you stop smoking?

Silly Katie.

[chickenkiev]

i didnt want to have stinky breath, but now i have stinky breath AND can smell it myself. I was just on some fitness kick thing, come to think about it i have been ill more often than usual since i stopped smoking and my skin has gone all bad hmmm

[wired_protocol]

i was all ready to quit... now i'm not sure i want to...

[chickenkiev]

yeah i heard about you and ben simultaneously stopping....that sounds like such a bad idea.....sounds like when i lived with my mum and we pmt'd together, dangerous stuff.

another bad thing is that you get your sense of taste back and everything tastes horrible (well everything i cook anyway) but plenty sambuca fixes that

[wired_protocol]

okay must make sure theres sambuca nearby at all times.

[chickenkiev]

you could just replace your blood with it
AAAAH! THERE IS TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL STREAM!!

[cillygirl]

christmas shopping is eevil, with an extra 'e'. like weevil. uhm. anyway, good luck! I'm so poor dunno how I'm gonna do it. but I had a nightmare last night about it being christmas and I'd forgotten to get anyone anything... eek!

you should dress in sackcloth and ring a bell when going into town, shouting... LEPER, UNCLEAN! that'd so move people off your ass...

xx

[chickenkiev]

i do like the leper idea but im more in the mood for a steam roller. Or perhapse realistically a sumo suit and i can just bounce everyone out of my way, hehehe that would be ace
good luck to you and your christmas shopping also, but im afraid it makes you one of the people that will be sumo'd out of the way. if you see me waddling down the street run run run

[cakeandsodomy]

adam took his shoes off the other day. it was reekin. i totally sympathise.

[chickenkiev]

yeah he washed his feet when he came in but it didnt help too much. someone should hang him out to air once in a while

[eggatron]

or just hang him...

[chickenkiev]

do you think he'll smell better dead?