tis the season of violent duck rape!!

[chickenkiev]

The Hazelhead pets corner have giant ducks that think they are geese (its a crazy cross, must be seen to be believed) and goth bunnies with vampy eyeliner. Its oh so eastery and i dont tink im ready for public festivities yet but these little aspects of weird salt it down to a bearable level. The little toddlers that should be adorned with

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[jimsin]

One day they'll cross a chicken with something big .. and it will be kicking the little children. That will be a good day indeed.

I don't think chickens can climb trees. I think they saw you coming. But I'm proud of you for your financial madness. Beak and Bones would have been proud of you too!

[chickenkiev]

giant chickens would be like feathery raptors, they will go round with many children skewered on their reptilian talons, it will be a good day...:)

[dumbdegenerate]

maybe if the tree leaned enough to one side...

you get those big high rise hen-houses to keep foxes out and they seem to manage those ok. Although they do have to make a suicidal leap when they want to come down again.