i didnt really feel like typing this up but hey...one for the memories.
today i went to...
i was so scared i cried on the way there, in the waiting room, in the room, all the way up to when the doctor came in, why you may ask? cus bro, they were gunna feel up on my goods. my goods have never been felt up by anyone else other than...myself. so here i am in the doctors office when they make me strip, BUT I DIDNT TAKE OFF MY PANTIES. so they felt up my boobs and i laughed, and the lady was like 'r u ticklish' and i was like 'no bitch, your feeling up my boobs' i think she really wanted me she put her hand on my thigh and everything. w/e so after i went to like 2nd base aka the farthest ive ever gone with my gyno they made me drink water til i almost died, to get my sonogram. so then i go to the little room, and by this time i had taken my pants off so much that i just pulled that baby off, when the lady told me to keep em on, but w/e i live on the edge. so then the lady did her thing lalalallaa and then shes like uhhhh you have a cyst. so then i start crying like 5 minutes later and i wait in the little waiting room for like anhour nervous nblablabalbalabala and then the doctors like oh well its gunna dissolve.
the end.
ps gladys named the cyst bubbles but i decided to name it bubba. mr. bubba bubbles.
bubba the bubble.
go fuck yourself.
i was so scared i cried on the way there, in the waiting room, in the room, all the way up to when the doctor came in, why you may ask? cus bro, they were gunna feel up on my goods. my goods have never been felt up by anyone else other than...myself. so here i am in the doctors office when they make me strip, BUT I DIDNT TAKE OFF MY PANTIES. so they felt up my boobs and i laughed, and the lady was like 'r u ticklish' and i was like 'no bitch, your feeling up my boobs' i think she really wanted me she put her hand on my thigh and everything. w/e so after i went to like 2nd base aka the farthest ive ever gone with my gyno they made me drink water til i almost died, to get my sonogram. so then i go to the little room, and by this time i had taken my pants off so much that i just pulled that baby off, when the lady told me to keep em on, but w/e i live on the edge. so then the lady did her thing lalalallaa and then shes like uhhhh you have a cyst. so then i start crying like 5 minutes later and i wait in the little waiting room for like anhour nervous nblablabalbalabala and then the doctors like oh well its gunna dissolve.
the end.
ps gladys named the cyst bubbles but i decided to name it bubba. mr. bubba bubbles.
bubba the bubble.
go fuck yourself.