saw the hottest guy today at sunset.
he was like....an estimated 5'10'' dark green pants white shirt beanie. my friend daniella waved at you as you were turning a corner. yeah, we caught you lookin back, you hot mama jama. yeah if thats you. holla. i'll give up my virginity to you. anything. your really really really ridiculously good looking.
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I promise you my name only comes out 1032342989879234 times in that entry.
Oh and that whole OTHER HALF THING..he's my guy half. you can always be my girl half.
Glad you're happy.
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stalk him at his job. even if he works someplace you have nothing to do with. like. a urologist. go anyway.
yeah whatever. at least you have half a penis now im jealous. i want half a penis.
hah. i get it. glad you're happy. clever.
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