people who are being paid exorbitant sums of money to listen to you speak, making more "Mmm-hmm" noises than useful comments, and you forgot to bring your cast iron skillet with you.
TOINK!

Why can cats turn themselves into pretzels in order to wash their toes, but they can't manage to remove their own dingleberries? Ewww.

Behaviour I find to be annoying ( Read more... )

People familiar with Pierz Anthony's "Xanth" series may recognize the rip-off of my subject line- those who are not have just been informed that it wasn't a blaze of brilliance ( Read more... )