And then the pumpkin turned into a bondage swing....

[chickwithwings]

Hilarious IM

ME: i need to find what happened to the girl i slept with... she was like cinderella

ME: she was perfect and then she vanished

ME: but she left behind a strap on instead of a shoe

MY FRIEND JULIA: go throughout the land seeing who it fits

Comments

[sugar_cane]

OMG that shit is hilarious I would so say something like your friend julia said to you and the cinderella I would so compare in my case a guy to some fairy tale and find a way to make it fit our life too lol.