Pretty Funny

[chico_caliente]

Breanna, I thought you might like this.

I must admit, it is pretty darn funny.



WE THREE KINGS (OF PETROLEUM ARE)
tune--We Three Kings (of Orient Are) lyrics by Ivy League-Legacy

We three kings of petroleum are
Bearing drills we traverse afar
Deserts, mountains, black gold fountains
From Iraq to Anwar

[Refrain]
Oh-oh, OIL of wonder, OIL of might!
We drill and plunder day and night
Bombs and rockets fill our pockets--
We do what's wrong and call it right.

[King George sings:]
Born again, I gave up cocaine
I stole your votes from Texas to Maine
Pres'dent forever, ceasin' never
O-o-ver y'all to reign
[Refrain]

[King Dick sings:]
I'm DICK CHENEY, look at me lie!
When I smile, I make children cry
No-bid contracts for my contacts--
Who needs an alibi?
[Refrain]

[King Karl sings:]
I'm Karl Rove, I lurk in the gloom
Encompassing democracy's doom
Cheating, lying, leaking, denying
All for us, none for you!

[Refrain]
Oh-oh, OIL of wonder, OIL of might!
We drill and plunder, day and night
Bombs and rockets fill our pockets
We do what's wrong, and call it right!