Arashi Discovery 2013 09 13
Good morning
I'm Ohno Satoshi of Arashi
Every week on Friday I'm going to reply to the received messages
First is from Chiha-san, from Saitama prefecture
"Oh-chan! Jason! Jason is running after me! Oh-chan, save me! Today is Friday, 13th. Please say a word to me who is chased after by Jason on my long-awaited birthday."
Kasha kasha kasha
Gu~in
Gwaaa~!
Happy Birthday (laughs)
Ponko-san from Tokyo
"Satoshi-kun, good morning. Because my father is a clinical psychologist, he analyzed for me the dream Satoshi-kun said he had before, about chasing the policeman. It seems that the policeman is the symbol of the authority that is the equivalent of the boss and superiors. The fact that you're chasing after him, it seems to be the expression of the feelings of wanting to be appreciated, of wanting to give then a blow.
Eeh, there is such a thing?
There may be different analysis methods, but the result of my father's analysis was like this ."
I see
The feeling of wanting to be appreciated
Do I have it, I wonder?
I wonder why was I chasing after him, ne?
Maybe because I wanted him to appreciate me for something, ne
But what I dream about lately is that one
Lately I often dream about fishing
It might be because I didn't go though
It happens that I'm finally able to go
"Then, let's fish!" at this moment the dream changes or I wake up
So, ne, I'm not able to do it
It's like not even inside the dream I'm able to do it
I wonder why, ne?
I'm taking applications [for answers] again!
Next is from 3rd-year of middle school, Chigi-san
"Good morning. I'm in love now. Because that person has some parts that resemble Oh-chan, I'll ask some questions. Oh-chan is the type of person who confesses? The kind of person who waits? Also, what would you think if you would be approached by the girl insistently. I want the second button.*"
I see
I have my second button
Probably somewhere at my parents' house
Because not even one was taken from me
That's right, you fell in love
He resembles me?
You'd better give up (laughs)
"Oh-chan is the type of person who confesses? The kind of person who waits?"
Well, if I were to say which
I'm the type who confesses. I probably won't wait
Probably because if I like someone it makes me want to say that I like them
Also, what would you think if you would be approached by the girl insistently.
Ah, I'd want to do it like Chigi-chan
Insistently
It's better to go at it insistently
You like him after all
If you don't do it like that, he won't know, that person
That's why go at it insistently
Take your chance already
Wouldn't it be good to go at it with those feelings?
It will be good to receive the second button
Since it's with great efforts
Well, what do you say about doing as you please
I think that's the best
Fight!!
From Misae-chan
"Oh-chan, good morning. Nino-chan said at TV that "Leader is putting away his nostril hairs without pulling it out", but it's that true? Also why aren't you pulling it out?"
Wrong, wrong
Lately I'm pulling it out
You see, the nostril hairs somehow
When I'm on TV sometimes it's long
There are times when I think "Ah, now is getting out"
I know it, it tickles
It feels like a single hair is getting out
At that time I'm hiding it away, ne
Getting my finger in
And then at home or in the green room somewhere
Funn!**
My nose, funn! when I do that it gets out
Look, now I got it out (laughs)
You see, a long time ago, at Shukudai-kun, maybe
At Arashi no Shukudai-kun, Gekidan Hitori-san came
As the guest
And I had one nostril hair amazingly long
It had about 2 centimetres
Now, that man took it
And showed it during the show
It was really long
I don't care about that though
Men are fine with that
But women should take care (laughs)
Therefore, every Friday I'm going to reply to the received messages
I'm waiting for a lot of messages
Well then, see you next weekend. It has been Ohno Satoshi!
*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_school_uniform (read from the Gakuran)
**"Funn" might mean that he's pulling it out XD Oh-chan should talk with words and not sounds