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[chikai_albert]

So I'm supposed to use this communicator...I'm not sure why. It seems pretty useless. As long as we're here, though...What are these strange beasts milling about?

They're rather stupid (they just walk straight into melee attacks) and lack leadership...Who is the one controlling them? Perhaps I can offer my services as a strategist to you.

Comments

[total_ashhole]

Those are called 'pedestrians.'

[total_ashhole]

Or 'children'.

[chikai_albert]

...

That was especially useless.

(OOC: I loled and hard.)

[total_ashhole]

Now ain't that an ironic statement t'make, ha ha ha!

(OOC: So did I. I love playing a jerk, you have no idea how much FUN it can be.)

[i_stab_boxes]

If you cared to notice, you'd see that their physical properties make it quite obvious as to what they truly are.

Nevertheless, they have proved enough of a problem that they can't be ignored, but then so goes the saying about stupid people en masse...

[chikai_albert]

It doesn't matter what they are. I'm more interested in trying to give the damned things some direction. Let's hope their intelligence isn't communicable.

[i_stab_boxes]

You fail to see the point. When one's mind is rotted out, it's a little hard to obey any direction given.

Or perhaps it's already catching.

[chikai_albert]

Nothing more than mindless killing machines...How utterly useless. At least the troops are taking care of them.

It seems it is.

[akebanee_kun]

Well, whatever they may or may not be, they're certainly boring.
They don't bleed, well, not much.
They don't squirm.
They don't show any sign of any sort of hidden potential.

Even the thugs of Shinjuku bring a little more entertainment than these.
*a heavy sigh*

Forgive my eavesdropping, this device had become unusually noisy, and I decided to listen in.

[chikai_albert]

...

You're a tad disturbing.

[akebanee_kun]

Kimiko said that once.
But I get the job done. That's what's important, correct, mister strategist?

[chikai_albert]

Hm, very true. You'd be quite useful like he was...