i'm pretty helpless

[chikapachikapa]

i can't even kill the little bugs that are taking over my room and eating Delilah. i don't want to kill them, but i don't want them to kill Delilah either, and i don't want them to crawl into my nose and ears while i'm sleeping.

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[archelaus]

who's Delilah? i don't kill bugs either. what kind of bugs are they? do you have a jar or something you can you catch them with?

[chikapachikapa]

Delilah is my awesome poisonous plant. her full name is Delilah Evellene Eve Jezebelladonna Elemeno Z.

they're really tiny bugs... just a bit bigger than fruit flies. i could never catch them all, and even if i could, what would i do with them? if i put them outside, they'd die anyway.