MY EVIL EVIL PLAN OF PURE EVILNESS< THE ONE EVIL PLAN.........TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

[chiksdigmohawks]

MY EVIL PLAN

my objective: its simple, World Domination.

STAGE ONE: To begin my plan, I must first kidnap the town mascot. This will cause the world to choke on their food, baffled by my arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

STAGE TWO Next, I must contaminate that Opera House in

Comments

[imanihilist2]

what the fuck am i supposed to do in that plan???? stay still adn stop people from finding out who you are or be your lawyer when you get caught?

[chiksdigmohawks]

No, you are my partner and when i become god you shall become Vice-God!

[imanihilist2]

yippie skippie! how does this look
MS. MIRANDA COX VICE GOD
LORANDA INC.
???? AND URS
MS.LAURA RAMSDELL GOD
LORANDA INC.
????
good huh???

[ninjamonkey9]

What about me?! I suppose I'm just not cut of for world domination.. ON THIS PLANET! Mwahaha.. I shall take over the Universe!! Then you will all see whose REALLY in power. And maybe I'll share some.. *shrugs* ... Outlook hazy... XD

[itazura_asuka]

I'll get the penguins for you. =D

[chiksdigmohawks]

wait isnt our town mascot like 'the explorer' or something. where does he live or is he like dora the explorers dad or something?

The story

[itazura_asuka]

Yes. One day our mascot the Explorer met up with a Spanish Hobo named Bob el Torro. They fell in love, and along came Dora. However Bob el Torro left the Explorer, and he commited suicide in the HHS band room, which is why Mr. Irriarte is so pissed all the time - the blood stains never came out of his favorite rainbow T-shirt. However since Dora was only a baby at the time they decided to make Dora think her dad was playing a game of Hide and Seek and that's why Dora's really exploring.

Re: The story

[itazura_asuka]

Yeah..Dora's stupid like that.