19th Sphere

[child_abuser]

[In a rare move, a frustrated Jecht picks up the phone and dials a call out to the town.]

"Y'know what's really shitty 'bout this town? No beach. What the hell kind of summer can you have without a beach?"

[Anyone who stops by the Evans household on Partridge today will find Jecht setting up a crummy-looking makeshift beach out on his front

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[weiss_tank]

A beach? Man I could use one right now. Where are we supposed to find one though?

[child_abuser]

In my yard. I'm makin' one.

[weiss_tank]

FOR REAL?!

Want any help?

[child_abuser]

Hell yeah, man! You rather haul bags of sand or help build the pool?

[lifeofavarice]

What, no palm trees?

[YEAH, HE JUST PRETTY MUCH WATCHED THE WHOLE THING.]

[child_abuser]

The Major General's gettin' those.

[lifeofavarice]

The Major who-now?

[child_abuser]

A friend of mine.

[tuna_surprise]

[Seychelles takes one look at your lawn additions and runs right home. She returns in 10 minutes, swimsuit, towel and various sand castle making supplies in tow. She is gonna be there all day. She is halfway through an epic sand castle creation.]

Man...I should have brought something to make a flag for the castle. And there's no seashells to decorate it with...

[child_abuser]

[Overhearing this, Jecht comes out a little later with a small scrap of white cloth with this symbol drawn on it.]

"Use this for the flag."

[tuna_surprise]

Thanks, Coach!

[This...kind of surprises her. Jecht never struck her as the type to help decorate sand castles. She smiles and places the flag on the highest tower. Then steps back and admires the castle for a momnt.]

It looks pretty good so far. But it needs more decorations. Maybe I can find some rocks or something.

[child_abuser]

[Points at the flag.]

"That's the logo of my old blitz team. Thought it'd be a nice touch."

[stardust_legacy]

If we had a beach, I could get my damn boat.

[child_abuser]

Won't do you much good here anyway, though.

[stardust_legacy]

At least I'd have it.

[child_abuser]

Yeah, I guess.

sorry can't think of an appropriate response

[limerenceloli]

[child_abuser]

[Just sort of glares if Saya approaches any of this.]

[limerenceloli]

[Because Saya is an idiot who doesn't learn from her mistakes, she APPROACHES. Sorry man, it's just that the sand and the swim trunks and all... it's just so... fascinating. She can't resist, you know!]

[child_abuser]

Get the hell out of here, you fucking psycho bitch.