These are the only ones I apply:

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Start using a condom.

Get your resolution here

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Dedicate my life to making someone else's horribly miserable.

Get your resolution here

Not that I've ever done it...

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Sell myself on E-bay.

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Hoo-kay!

Hello! No there wasn't a christmas party, but oh well, there was a new years one!

It was pretty entertaining, and I finally got to understand half of the stupid jokes that go around my....acquaintences? Hell I don't know who half the people are anymore...but anywho, I watched Kung Pow Enter The Fist, which explains why I now understand the ( Read more... )

Now, I've been seeing the words 'christmas list' and 'gifts' everywhere.....I personally, could hardly care.

I will say this once, possible twice....Christmas is not my major holiday, it comes and goes for me, and I'm stretched from here, to there, trying to fit into clothes, and into personas, that my family wants me to be.

As for presents, I ( Read more... )

Do any of you know about AIP(accute internal porphyria)?

Just curious....its supposably hereditary....and possibly one more problem with my family, myself included....I don't think it has anything to do with me, but I'm still curious none the less....if not a little worried....blah....okay so I'm freaked out I might have it.....might not, but it'd ( Read more... )

Damn.....damn damn double damn...

My favorite Net comic is coming to an end, and its a damn cliff hanger!

Oh hell....

I'm irritated because I never commented like all the other loyal readers, and I never gave my support.

I'm sad because its going away....but at the same time, I can forgive the author/artist....>_< damnable forgiveness! rawr!....

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Well I had an uber time at Andy's party! I'm kinda disappointed that there wasn't more people, but I can understand the Band Peoples not being able to come....with the whole sexless band scene going on and everything >.> <.<

I was the crow once again, and that is my halloween costume, which I think fits in just fine with a 'day of the dead' sort of ( Read more... )

To put everything in simple terms: I can't be Jenna's friend anymore.

Now for the complicated part.

Its better if we're not friends. There is just too much I can say to make her look like the villian here, but honestly, she isn't, and if anything, I'm to blame. After all, most of my grievences are self imposed anyways.

If I wanted to stay friends ( Read more... )

GRAWRG!!! FUCKING GONNA KILL HOTMAIL!?!!!!*SHIFT ELEVENTY, IS SO ANGRY SHE ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO TURN OFF THE FUCKING CAP-LOCK BUTTON SO SHE CONTINUES TO RANT IN ALL CAPS*

SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! YA KNOW WHAT?! I DON'T CARE! *cusses and spits*

Master Death: ^_^ please wait while we have technical difficulties

*the men in white attack and hold Jackie ( Read more... )

I've been up for a few hours, letting my cell-phone charge, eating toast and just waking up....in said waking up mode I've been getting ideas and thinking....and no said ideas don't involve explosions(internal yes, external no), no death *unless you hate the idea and mentally die*, or any sort of ritual animal sacrafice.....none by me at least ( Read more... )

and that is that o_o