God Bless the Government

[child_of_truth]

Well, today marked the end of a 5 month romance. We were perfect for eachother in the beginning. We would spend the majority of our hours together gladly. But in the past month or so the glamour faded, and the Albertson's deli and I became emotionally distant. I knew our relationship was in jeopardy when her ex-manager was making early morning

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and if I'm old, that makes you.....?

[itsthemarv]

Thank you for my happy birthday! We're having a pinata. Be excited!

[sleepytown]

You make more money off of unemployment than you would if you continued working. That's so fucking cool.

[xunspokenliesx]

Words yo...

[beautifulgrief]

youre fucking hilarious. come over more. <3