best weekend in forever &a day.
my god. i had the best weekend ever. heres a play by play in chapter form of it. read it. & like it. its really entertaining. i promise.
SEX SCENE:
i went to josh's yesterday at noonish and daniel called saying he was going to see me later. jorge calls to say daniel and ashley are there and to come over. mom comes looking for daniel and i was like "hey hes at jorges! were going there right now!" so she drives us to jorges. we get there and find out ashley and daniel were fucking in the room. i got scared for them becasue mom was like right there..
KITCHEN CHAOS:
mom leaves. i get hungry and go to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but daniel wanted me to toast it. fucking jorge doesnt have a toaster but a toaster OVEN. then josh, daniel, and ashley desides to make them selves a darn case-a-dillas! but jorge wanted me to make him a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. josh was making his in the microwave, ashley was using the stove, and daniel was using the toaster oven. so ashley and i tried to be slick and take joshs out of the microwave, put daniels in there, and put jorges beard in the toaster oven. we got caught. we didnt succeed. man, it was so chaotic. daniel cant get over it. seriously we were talking about what if we all lived together and how it would be like that all the time. haha.
98 CENT STOP:
jorge kicked us out of the house so we went to the 98 cent stop. i was supposed to go with cody to the parade but jorge, judy, daniel and ashley were going to go on a double date thing and ashely wanted to tag along because she didnt want to be bored and she said iwas alot of fun. i was trying to get aaron and josh to go because i didnt want to be the 5th wheel. but they wouldnt by. daniels mom came they bought two 40oz. then we got dropped off at the 3 dollar theater.
ADVENTAGERS OF VICKY &ASHLEY:
so daniel was hidding two 40oz king cobras in his jacket. it was funny when they'd accidently clank together especially when someone was walking by. ashley and i dressed daniel up in like 12 different sweaters. where we got them all i just dont know. it was so funny we almost pissed our pants so we go in the thearter to use the bathroom. we were running and laughing up the stairs and i drop my cigarettes. i walked down and went to pick them up when i fell forward, ashley tried to catch me but it didnt work and she fell too. funny shit. when we got the bathroom the locks wouldnt lock, the sinks were all broken and the trash didnt want to hold our trash. and the whole time we couldnt stop laughing. we were walking back to daniel and we found this ladder. we tried to quietly climb up it but again. we failed. it was the noisiest ladder ever.
THE KING AS RETURNED:
judy &jorge show up and we find some chill kick back alley. daniel drank his 40oz and jorge/judy split theirs. ashley and i couldnt stop laughing. we were playing spys and acting out scenes from movies. we couldnt stop laughing. like an hour later we were all like dead with huge headaches and nice abes from laughing.
POOLHOLE VS. FLOWERS N GUNS:
so we go to the poolhall. jorge and judy take off to go fuck. ashley and i are still laughing our asses off trying to play pool and daniel is all pissed off for god knows why. some guys were checking us out and giving us free cigarettes. because were hot. after like an hour and 30 minutes of that. we run into jorge and jody again. we go chines food and went back to the theater. judy didnt know who guns n roses were so she called them flowers n guns. bwhahahah.
ROBBING/MURDER:
so i ended up staying over at ashleys. we went for a walk and smoked cigarettes in the ran. broke into my grandmas house and watched texas chain saw massacre twice. ashley fell asleep at like 2 something or another and i was up all night listening to the rain. i woke up at 7 went back to sleep. woke up at 8:30 and woke ashley up at 9. we made eggs (FINILLY WE WANTED THEM AT JORGES BUT THE BASTARD WOULDNT LET US!) and she taught me the difference between jelly and jam. & we went on another walk.
CEMETRAY:
right when we finished eatting daniel shows up out of know where and tells us to get our shoes on. we both do and run out side. daniels mom is standing next to the car, josh and aaron are in the backseat. then everyone hugs says good morning blahblahblah. and mom says shes in a vicky kind of mood. she drove us all down to see my mom. then to see patrick. the whole time were passing cigarettes and beer and tring to avoid cops because we had people sitting ontop of people. after that we went to matts, played with baby nathan, and shit. mom took ashley home at 1. then took aaron and josh home at 2 then took me home at 3. fun stuff.
THE END
all in all. i had a great weekend. i honestly thought that i was going to feel left out on the whole date thing but i made daniel feel like the 5th wheel. bwhahaha. i rock. mom and i were talking today. we both noticed that ashley is really jealous of me. i didnt want to say anyhting to anyone thinking it might just be me. but when mom and daniel both said the same thing. i realized it wasnt. but yeah. ashley is really jealous of me. how cute. well im off to bed. love you bye!
SEX SCENE:
i went to josh's yesterday at noonish and daniel called saying he was going to see me later. jorge calls to say daniel and ashley are there and to come over. mom comes looking for daniel and i was like "hey hes at jorges! were going there right now!" so she drives us to jorges. we get there and find out ashley and daniel were fucking in the room. i got scared for them becasue mom was like right there..
KITCHEN CHAOS:
mom leaves. i get hungry and go to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but daniel wanted me to toast it. fucking jorge doesnt have a toaster but a toaster OVEN. then josh, daniel, and ashley desides to make them selves a darn case-a-dillas! but jorge wanted me to make him a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. josh was making his in the microwave, ashley was using the stove, and daniel was using the toaster oven. so ashley and i tried to be slick and take joshs out of the microwave, put daniels in there, and put jorges beard in the toaster oven. we got caught. we didnt succeed. man, it was so chaotic. daniel cant get over it. seriously we were talking about what if we all lived together and how it would be like that all the time. haha.
98 CENT STOP:
jorge kicked us out of the house so we went to the 98 cent stop. i was supposed to go with cody to the parade but jorge, judy, daniel and ashley were going to go on a double date thing and ashely wanted to tag along because she didnt want to be bored and she said iwas alot of fun. i was trying to get aaron and josh to go because i didnt want to be the 5th wheel. but they wouldnt by. daniels mom came they bought two 40oz. then we got dropped off at the 3 dollar theater.
ADVENTAGERS OF VICKY &ASHLEY:
so daniel was hidding two 40oz king cobras in his jacket. it was funny when they'd accidently clank together especially when someone was walking by. ashley and i dressed daniel up in like 12 different sweaters. where we got them all i just dont know. it was so funny we almost pissed our pants so we go in the thearter to use the bathroom. we were running and laughing up the stairs and i drop my cigarettes. i walked down and went to pick them up when i fell forward, ashley tried to catch me but it didnt work and she fell too. funny shit. when we got the bathroom the locks wouldnt lock, the sinks were all broken and the trash didnt want to hold our trash. and the whole time we couldnt stop laughing. we were walking back to daniel and we found this ladder. we tried to quietly climb up it but again. we failed. it was the noisiest ladder ever.
THE KING AS RETURNED:
judy &jorge show up and we find some chill kick back alley. daniel drank his 40oz and jorge/judy split theirs. ashley and i couldnt stop laughing. we were playing spys and acting out scenes from movies. we couldnt stop laughing. like an hour later we were all like dead with huge headaches and nice abes from laughing.
POOLHOLE VS. FLOWERS N GUNS:
so we go to the poolhall. jorge and judy take off to go fuck. ashley and i are still laughing our asses off trying to play pool and daniel is all pissed off for god knows why. some guys were checking us out and giving us free cigarettes. because were hot. after like an hour and 30 minutes of that. we run into jorge and jody again. we go chines food and went back to the theater. judy didnt know who guns n roses were so she called them flowers n guns. bwhahahah.
ROBBING/MURDER:
so i ended up staying over at ashleys. we went for a walk and smoked cigarettes in the ran. broke into my grandmas house and watched texas chain saw massacre twice. ashley fell asleep at like 2 something or another and i was up all night listening to the rain. i woke up at 7 went back to sleep. woke up at 8:30 and woke ashley up at 9. we made eggs (FINILLY WE WANTED THEM AT JORGES BUT THE BASTARD WOULDNT LET US!) and she taught me the difference between jelly and jam. & we went on another walk.
CEMETRAY:
right when we finished eatting daniel shows up out of know where and tells us to get our shoes on. we both do and run out side. daniels mom is standing next to the car, josh and aaron are in the backseat. then everyone hugs says good morning blahblahblah. and mom says shes in a vicky kind of mood. she drove us all down to see my mom. then to see patrick. the whole time were passing cigarettes and beer and tring to avoid cops because we had people sitting ontop of people. after that we went to matts, played with baby nathan, and shit. mom took ashley home at 1. then took aaron and josh home at 2 then took me home at 3. fun stuff.
THE END
all in all. i had a great weekend. i honestly thought that i was going to feel left out on the whole date thing but i made daniel feel like the 5th wheel. bwhahaha. i rock. mom and i were talking today. we both noticed that ashley is really jealous of me. i didnt want to say anyhting to anyone thinking it might just be me. but when mom and daniel both said the same thing. i realized it wasnt. but yeah. ashley is really jealous of me. how cute. well im off to bed. love you bye!