MORE YUKIKAZE
If HAL9000 were a gay fairy, it would be Yukikaze.
So fuck yeah, part two. Jack's taking care of Yukikaze reborn... reborn into an unmanned whore.
Jack is my favorite character, who hasn't figured that out yet?
Yukikaze gets ready for its unmanned flight.
But wait. This OVA is clearly lacking its angst, and we're already 15 seconds in--
Oh. Oh wait. There it is.
I'm already depressed.
Yukikaze flies alone.
Angst.
ANGST.
ANGST.
ANGST.
ANGST.
LET US WATCH YUKIKAZE FLY TOGETHER, REI. ;_;
Jesus, I'm torn between URGE TO FAP and BRB MAKING MYSELF TALLER.
So this time we get a nifty little OP sequence.
Following that we have more people arguing that humans are not needed for planes. Jack shows up because if humans do not fly planes then HIS PRECIOUS FAIRY WILL NEVER FLY AGAIN. So he interrupts the argument with simply:
Baw.
But Evil Bitch allows it, for she likes to torment her faggots, but only to a point. For instance, she leaves Jack to defend the integrity of Yukikaze all on his own, but at least she allows it.
So Yukikaze is on its first solo mission... and naturally, it goes batshit. And kills people. LOTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE.
Yet Yukikaze is distressed. Fukai starts to stir from his comatose-like state. He is not there piloting his precious Yukikaze, yet he pulls the trigger.
TOTAL ANNIHILATION.
But this is Yukikaze we're watching. The instant deaths of countless people is nothing. We must focus on our lovers!
Fukai stirs. He stands from his chair and struggles to walk forward, when suddenly, EVERYTHING GOES BUGFUCK.
AND FUKAI HAS SNAPPED.
But he's okay now, really. :D
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
IT WAS NOT MINDFUCK. IT WAS ALIENS.
GOD DAMN IT!!!
ZA WARUDO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
So now we have the following scenario:
Jack: Please help, my boyfriend is crazy and in love with an airplane.
Pornstar Psychiatrist: k
Pornstar Psychiatrist: So I heard you're in love with this plane.
Fukai: Fuck you I'm leaving.
Pornstar Psychiatrist: *typing report* Subject is crazy and in love with an airplane.
Jack: :'(
"WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THE INK BLOTS, FUKAI?"
"YUKIKAZE."
"...DAMN IT."
Seriously, check out this fucking psychiatrist.
Pornstar Psychiatrist.
Hence the "fuck you, I'm leaving."
Of course Fukai gets his way and keeps walking because thighs and tits are not what gets his engines roaring.
You know.
So Fukai goes to reunite himself with Yukikaze--
NOT. PLEASED.
Oh, Jack.
So Jack tries to comfort and encourage Fukai back into his love rival Yukikaze once again, because he did all this shit to restore it and keep it available for piloting, all this hard work for his precious fairy. Jack angsts some more and says he'll 'talk with the doctor' i.e. do awkward favors for the hot psychiatrist so she'll approve him for active duty.
BRIIIIIIIIIIING ON THE ANGST.
Fukai and Yukikaze exchange looks with each other.
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGSSSSSSSSSST.
Well, that's enough angst and faggotry. I think it's time for some mindfuck.
Did I mention that everyone is gay for Yukikaze? Yukikzae is a naked female fairy, yet has the voice and personality of a man, so no matter what you are, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE GAY FOR IT. Splendid.
Okay, so what used to be blinding white is now blinding black. Before, Yukikaze was within the cage, but now it seems as if Fukai is the one trapped behind bars, not Yukikaze.
HELLO, LT. FUKAI
DO YOU LIKE ME
THE WAY
I LIKE YOU?
"Alkghslkdghkasdglsdg!!"
And suddenly we have a suited up Fukai in the cockpit of Yukikaze!
Taking the role of Second Lieutenant, we have...
...the hot psychiatrist.
Everyone is like "WHAT THE FUCK, IS SHE CRAZY?" while she's just like "OKAY, LET'S GO! :D"
Oh, what doom awaits her.
Apparently the unmanned planes are intentionally developed to explode and break easily in combat so their destruction rate is higher than that of manned units. Because the military doesn't want to admit to have so much massive mindless death of their soldiers while having gained no ground against the mysterious aliens.
...
Awesome.
Jack watches his precious fairy fly away and sighs, knowing he'll have to brace himself for more angst.
SO LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU WORK WITH NEW YUKIKAZE, FUKAI.
...
OH.
Buuuuuurn.
Pornstar Psychiatrist is hypervenhilating in the back seat so apparently these weren't just shoot-downs but fucking hardcore awesome fuckwin shoot-downs of perfectly simulated death.
YOU HEAR THAT, JACK.
YOUR FAIRY IS A FAILURE. A COCKY ONE AT THAT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS?
"I must angst."
And so he does.
THEN THE ALIENS ATTACK. AHHHHHH.
So Fukai takes off after them, because although not armed, they have MOBILITY.
(This actually reminds me of my own faggy pilots story, if anyone remembers me mentioning a project I titled Skylark.)
Yukikaze is having trouble. Engine trouble.
The other unmanned planes are flying one by one to cover for Yukikaze, mindlessly sacrificing themselves so Yukikaze won't be hit by the enemy missiles. (Yukikaze is doing this, I remember that was its ability, but I don't think I'm supposed to know that yet, so lol uh.) Control of Yukikaze's body, B-3, is left to Fukai.
Ffffff.
HEY FUKAI
ENJOY YOUR PIPING HOT DEATH
8D !
BUT IT'S OKAY, SPOILERS, THEY MAKE IT BACK!
Doom has been handed out, Pornstar Psychiatrist.
I need a fucking lifeboat to get through the amount of gay I'm beng swamped with. Cool.
At least this time we don't end on a cliffhanger of whether or not one of my fags will live or die. Instead I'm left wondering about the incredibly intense Jack/Fukai/Yukikaze threeway that occurs at twilight as the credits roll. Because I fucking know it happens. And I fucking know it's amazing.
Speaking of the credits.
Since I skipped it last time, check out this really faggy ending. This is only four shots of the INCREDIBLY FAGGY COLLECTION OF STILL IMAGES SET TO INCREDIBLY FAGGY MUSIC.
Oh, Gonzo, your style is so special but fabulous and I see I'll be buying another one of your works in the near future.
Overall rating: this shit is gay and I wholly approve. ♥
...
God damn it, I love this series/movie/thing. ;_; It's actually really inspired me to haul ass and work on my own project that I said I would work on forever ago. I know more about planes than I thought I did so I could probably wing it (NO PUN INTENDED) and if I feel daring I may just loosely script out everything instead of writing it so I can draw it out. THEN MAYBE IN THE FUTURE GONZO CAN ANIMATE MY OWN ANGSTING GAY PILOTS. I EVEN INCLUDED ANTARCTICA INTO MY PLANS. THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL BUT AS A /M/AGGOT IT MAKES SENSE I WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT.
And for those I've hopefully roped in, part two: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0CBACP04
So fuck yeah, part two. Jack's taking care of Yukikaze reborn... reborn into an unmanned whore.
Jack is my favorite character, who hasn't figured that out yet?
Yukikaze gets ready for its unmanned flight.
But wait. This OVA is clearly lacking its angst, and we're already 15 seconds in--
Oh. Oh wait. There it is.
I'm already depressed.
Yukikaze flies alone.
Angst.
ANGST.
ANGST.
ANGST.
ANGST.
LET US WATCH YUKIKAZE FLY TOGETHER, REI. ;_;
Jesus, I'm torn between URGE TO FAP and BRB MAKING MYSELF TALLER.
So this time we get a nifty little OP sequence.
Following that we have more people arguing that humans are not needed for planes. Jack shows up because if humans do not fly planes then HIS PRECIOUS FAIRY WILL NEVER FLY AGAIN. So he interrupts the argument with simply:
Baw.
But Evil Bitch allows it, for she likes to torment her faggots, but only to a point. For instance, she leaves Jack to defend the integrity of Yukikaze all on his own, but at least she allows it.
So Yukikaze is on its first solo mission... and naturally, it goes batshit. And kills people. LOTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE.
Yet Yukikaze is distressed. Fukai starts to stir from his comatose-like state. He is not there piloting his precious Yukikaze, yet he pulls the trigger.
TOTAL ANNIHILATION.
But this is Yukikaze we're watching. The instant deaths of countless people is nothing. We must focus on our lovers!
Fukai stirs. He stands from his chair and struggles to walk forward, when suddenly, EVERYTHING GOES BUGFUCK.
AND FUKAI HAS SNAPPED.
But he's okay now, really. :D
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
IT WAS NOT MINDFUCK. IT WAS ALIENS.
GOD DAMN IT!!!
ZA WARUDO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
So now we have the following scenario:
Jack: Please help, my boyfriend is crazy and in love with an airplane.
Pornstar Psychiatrist: k
Pornstar Psychiatrist: So I heard you're in love with this plane.
Fukai: Fuck you I'm leaving.
Pornstar Psychiatrist: *typing report* Subject is crazy and in love with an airplane.
Jack: :'(
"WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THE INK BLOTS, FUKAI?"
"YUKIKAZE."
"...DAMN IT."
Seriously, check out this fucking psychiatrist.
Pornstar Psychiatrist.
Hence the "fuck you, I'm leaving."
Of course Fukai gets his way and keeps walking because thighs and tits are not what gets his engines roaring.
You know.
So Fukai goes to reunite himself with Yukikaze--
NOT. PLEASED.
Oh, Jack.
So Jack tries to comfort and encourage Fukai back into his love rival Yukikaze once again, because he did all this shit to restore it and keep it available for piloting, all this hard work for his precious fairy. Jack angsts some more and says he'll 'talk with the doctor' i.e. do awkward favors for the hot psychiatrist so she'll approve him for active duty.
BRIIIIIIIIIIING ON THE ANGST.
Fukai and Yukikaze exchange looks with each other.
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGSSSSSSSSSST.
Well, that's enough angst and faggotry. I think it's time for some mindfuck.
Did I mention that everyone is gay for Yukikaze? Yukikzae is a naked female fairy, yet has the voice and personality of a man, so no matter what you are, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE GAY FOR IT. Splendid.
Okay, so what used to be blinding white is now blinding black. Before, Yukikaze was within the cage, but now it seems as if Fukai is the one trapped behind bars, not Yukikaze.
HELLO, LT. FUKAI
DO YOU LIKE ME
THE WAY
I LIKE YOU?
"Alkghslkdghkasdglsdg!!"
And suddenly we have a suited up Fukai in the cockpit of Yukikaze!
Taking the role of Second Lieutenant, we have...
...the hot psychiatrist.
Everyone is like "WHAT THE FUCK, IS SHE CRAZY?" while she's just like "OKAY, LET'S GO! :D"
Oh, what doom awaits her.
Apparently the unmanned planes are intentionally developed to explode and break easily in combat so their destruction rate is higher than that of manned units. Because the military doesn't want to admit to have so much massive mindless death of their soldiers while having gained no ground against the mysterious aliens.
...
Awesome.
Jack watches his precious fairy fly away and sighs, knowing he'll have to brace himself for more angst.
SO LET'S SEE HOW WELL YOU WORK WITH NEW YUKIKAZE, FUKAI.
...
OH.
Buuuuuurn.
Pornstar Psychiatrist is hypervenhilating in the back seat so apparently these weren't just shoot-downs but fucking hardcore awesome fuckwin shoot-downs of perfectly simulated death.
YOU HEAR THAT, JACK.
YOUR FAIRY IS A FAILURE. A COCKY ONE AT THAT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS?
"I must angst."
And so he does.
THEN THE ALIENS ATTACK. AHHHHHH.
So Fukai takes off after them, because although not armed, they have MOBILITY.
(This actually reminds me of my own faggy pilots story, if anyone remembers me mentioning a project I titled Skylark.)
Yukikaze is having trouble. Engine trouble.
The other unmanned planes are flying one by one to cover for Yukikaze, mindlessly sacrificing themselves so Yukikaze won't be hit by the enemy missiles. (Yukikaze is doing this, I remember that was its ability, but I don't think I'm supposed to know that yet, so lol uh.) Control of Yukikaze's body, B-3, is left to Fukai.
Ffffff.
HEY FUKAI
ENJOY YOUR PIPING HOT DEATH
8D !
BUT IT'S OKAY, SPOILERS, THEY MAKE IT BACK!
Doom has been handed out, Pornstar Psychiatrist.
I need a fucking lifeboat to get through the amount of gay I'm beng swamped with. Cool.
At least this time we don't end on a cliffhanger of whether or not one of my fags will live or die. Instead I'm left wondering about the incredibly intense Jack/Fukai/Yukikaze threeway that occurs at twilight as the credits roll. Because I fucking know it happens. And I fucking know it's amazing.
Speaking of the credits.
Since I skipped it last time, check out this really faggy ending. This is only four shots of the INCREDIBLY FAGGY COLLECTION OF STILL IMAGES SET TO INCREDIBLY FAGGY MUSIC.
Oh, Gonzo, your style is so special but fabulous and I see I'll be buying another one of your works in the near future.
Overall rating: this shit is gay and I wholly approve. ♥
...
God damn it, I love this series/movie/thing. ;_; It's actually really inspired me to haul ass and work on my own project that I said I would work on forever ago. I know more about planes than I thought I did so I could probably wing it (NO PUN INTENDED) and if I feel daring I may just loosely script out everything instead of writing it so I can draw it out. THEN MAYBE IN THE FUTURE GONZO CAN ANIMATE MY OWN ANGSTING GAY PILOTS. I EVEN INCLUDED ANTARCTICA INTO MY PLANS. THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL BUT AS A /M/AGGOT IT MAKES SENSE I WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS WITHOUT EVEN REALIZING IT.
And for those I've hopefully roped in, part two: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0CBACP04