Fairyblogging
I would have posted this earlier today except the Internet's tubes were being clogged and then I had to watch some hockey fuck yeah.
Firstly I apologize for taking so damn long to continue this.
Secondly, I REALLY apologize, because it seems that
my timing would have been incredibly awesome because part 4 of 5 opens with CHRISTMAS.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
BRACE FOR MENTAL TRAUMA.
And no Christmas is complete without burning planes and the sight of hundreds of people dying.
...and to think I wound up not watching 0080 on Christmas as I had originally planned.
Flashbacks to Utena, anyone?
I don't know, cocky reporters in suits with armbands is pretty hot to me.
Wait a moment we're how far into this episode and there's no--
Oh wait. Theeeeeere it is.
I really do like the Engrish in this but Fukai sounds INCREDIBLY GAY when speaking it. Like. Gayer than usual. It's pretty fucking gay. ...and I approve. ♥
Suddenly Jack and Fukai are flying a plane together and this sappy lounge piano is playing.
Pretty soon I'm expecting a menu to pop up that will let me determine if they land and fuck on the nose of the plane, or if they do it in the pilot seats. Both options sound pretty good but I'm leaning towards Option B. They might get JAM'd and then I'd get a bad end. Excellent.
Then again the trauma of watching their comrades getting pwned in the sky as they lay interlocked on the nose of the plane...
Okay I'm getting too far off track.
Yeah I'm going with Option B.
Yukikaze: where randomly gay flashbacks are abundant.
............wat
And you will be my wife.
HOLY SHIT I WAS JOKING, YOU KNOW, IT'S CALLED SARCASM, WHEN YOU STATE THE IRONIC OPPOSITE OF--
oh forget it. ♥
AND NO ONE WILL SEE US
AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE US
AND WE CAN BE FREE TOGETHER, REI
And Fukai giggles what the hell. (His eyes also water as he's picturing the farms with Jack what the fucccck.)
And by boomerang he means--
YUKIKAZE IS NOT PLEASED. YUKIKAZE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT.
THIS SCENE IS TOO HAPPY.
CAUTION, TOO MUCH FAGGOTRY PRESENT WITHIN THE COCKPIT.
Jack sounds really hot when he's speaking English. Fukai still sounds incredibly gay.
They're speaking in English yet multiple times the subbers get the lines wrong. How can you get your own language wrong? Are they even paying attention? How much of the Japanese is being winged? Arrrgh.
JAM, Navy, Earth, missiles, you know when the actual plot comes back it's almost hard to follow because it follows up so much dripping gay.
Jack is apparently quite trigger happy and wants to shoot down the JAM.
JACK, YOU CHOSE OPTION A, DIDN'T YOU? GIVEN THE FARMLANDS IT SEEMS YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE SEEING YOUR PRECIOUS FAIRY DELICATELY EXPOSED.
The JAM function like things you'd see in Gundam 00, fucking glittery and impossible and elite, only so much cooler and made of so much more OH SHIT than 00 could ever manage. They're also Kamikaze. Doom Kamikaze.
They bring angst on impact.
angstangstangst
TIME TO CRASHLAND IN A DESOLATE AREA AND SHARE AN INTENSE MOMENT OF INTIMATE EMOTION.
Why can I only remember GO BACK TO SPACE, FAGS?
Wait, something this slutty can only be one person.
PORNSTAR PSYCHIATRIST, WELCOME BACK.
"Because..."
"...there is faggotry at hand."
So Jack and Fukai land on a Navy aircraft carrier to refuel. Let me remind you that Jack and Fukai come from Planet Fairy (sic) and they are encountering an Earth military.
THE SEA BREEZE RUNNING THROUGH HIS HAIR AS HE DRAMATICALLY EXTENDS HIS BACK...
Oh hey why are they staring at us it's not like we look gay or anything--
Space fags.
NO. DON'T FEEL ASHAMED, REI. JACK WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ALL THEIR DISCRIMINATORY CALIFORNIAN WAYS--
"LET US BE GAY TOGETHER AND MAKE THEM FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. ♥"
So the captain shows up and is like HEY FAGS WE PASSED ON THE INFO AND ONCE WE GET CLEARANCE WE'LL GIVE YOU OUR FUEL. And so Jack stands up and introduces himself, invoking a rather ASLKDHSKLDG!! reaction from the captain who runs off to update the fueling request, and Jack smiles at Fukai in a rather adorable, cocky way. Why oh why did his name pull so many strings just then?
So the space fags have to keep by their gay super intelligence aircraft because this is a heterosexual Earth ship.
...Rei, there is a reason why the place we come from is called "Fairy" ...
Jack unexplainably starts stripping and then leans over Yukikaze. The giant sticker of "INTAKE" may be trying to aid my brain into thinking a certain way. I can't imagine why this series is never talked about on /m/.
THAT'S HOW IT IS WITH PEOPLE LIKE US.
Actually this is turning quickly down the angsting road of depressing.
Their love is so unaccepted. ;_;
JACK...
DO YOU THINK, THAT ONE DAY, WE WILL--
OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK--
Jack looks absolutely HORRIFIED, and in fact keeps BACKING AWAY as this woman starts FEELING UP HIS PLANE.
WOMAN, GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF YUKIKAZE. YOU WANT FUKAI TO GO APESHIT ON YOU?
COUNTDOWN TO BRUTALITY IN THREE, TWO...
...
OR NOT.
THEY'RE JUST SHOCKED TO SEE SOMEONE THINKS AS THEY DO.
AMUSINGLY/UNFORTUNATELY THAT SOMEONE IS A WOMAN. I WONDER IF THEY'LL FINALLY REALIZE WHY NONE OF THE EARTH MEN WILL GO NEAR THEM.
Jacku ♥
So the woman introduces herself and Jack is like OH HEY I KNOW THAT NAME and launches into fanboy faggotry because he read her stupid book about aliens.
LONG. DRAMATIC. PAUSE.
... MY BOYFRIEND
... REI FUKAI
... >:|
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WHEN SUDDENLY
This guy talks like I do. I don't know, "apparently" comes off as so obnoxious and slightly rude. And by accident, really, THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS TALK WHEN DELIVERING MESSAGES. "APPARENTLY I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS." IT'S NOT LIKE I DO IT ON PURPOSE, I JUST FEEL ASSED FOR WASTING MY TIME.
Jack looks so slender and tall, oh god, oh god, I love him.
HIS EYES NARROW DRAMATICALLY.
OKAY OKAY LET ME GUESS
SO JACK THREW HIS NAME AROUND BECAUSE THE COMMANDER OF THIS SHIP IS AN EX-LOVER OF HIS AND HE KNEW HE WOULD GET SOME SHIT STARTED IF THE COMMANDER KNEW IT WAS HIM AND NOW HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO NEGOTIATE PRIVATELY WITH THE COMMANDER TO GET SOME FUEL BY OFFERING HIS BODY.
I get the feeling I'm right.
Woman: They just took away your boyfriend. :(
Fukai: ... *cold, smoldering hatred*
... ANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGST
HE NEEDS HIS JACKU
LOOK AT THAT FACE
LIKE A FUCKING NEGLECTED PUPPY
NEGLECTED ONLY BECAUSE AFTER HOURS OF PLAY HIS MASTER HAS TO GO TO WORK
BUT THE PUPPY JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT'S HOW MASTER KEEPS HIM WARM AND FED
; ^;
So woman starts blathering on about Jack as if she knows him personally.
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? ARE YOU A FAIRY, TOO?
... UHHHHHHHH I AIN'T LIKE YOU GUYS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME
Or for a real response:
... WELL I DID JUST COME FROM FAIRY
Even woman knows how gay Fukai sounds.
That's okay. I'd fap forever to his voice, too.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
... BUT JACK LIKES MY VOICE-- HE TOLD ME SO
Fandom. It does strange things to people.
OH SHIT WAIT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ARRRRRRRRGH.
So here we start piano music to woman's monologue. This is important because the subtitles belong to her but look at the fucking footage.
PINK NAILFILE
AND JACK
I'D SAY I'M AT LEAST PARTIALLY CORRECT WITH MY PREDICTION, ESPECIALLY SINCE JACK TREMBLES WITH EMOTION BEFORE THE SCENE CUTS BACK TO ANGSTING WOMAN AND SILENT FUKAI.
Woman will you please shut up Fukai is trying to beautifully angst here. Someone must not have told you this is Yukikaze you were cast in.
Then, suddenly, without explanation, Jack and Fukai are back in Yukikaze, ready for take off.
...this is like when a company animates a porn game and they cut out all of the porn and try to sell the story.
...
Yukikaze y-game, I'd fucking play it, forever and ever.
So Yukikaze is backing up and a sensor goes off saying 'hey you're too fucking close to the edge and you're gonna fall into the fucking water you dumbasses' so Fukai glances over his shoulder at Jack. Jack is like TEEHEE *THUMBS UP* and Fukai gives an amused sigh and closes his eyes at an obvious immaturity being shared between them.
DOOT DEE DOOT DEE DOO ...
ERRRRRRRRWHOOPS~
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL J/K GAIZ
VERTICAL WALK 1000 PTS
2000 PTS
3000 PTS
5000 PTS BONUS
LOL SEE YA
"... FUCKIN' SPACE FAGS."
Actually.
They fucking act like this is the end to a really good military love film where the guy finally kisses the girl on the deck and everyone sees and cheers for them.
...
MAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE THEY DID ...
RAINBOW = EXPLAINED?
YEAH REALLY.
...............EMOTION-HOC?!
IT'S TIME TO SHARE IN THE MINDFUCK, JACK.
SUDDENLY, THE MIND GETS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN--
AND THEN ENDING CREDITS ROLL.
Fff. ;_;
...this will be another wonderfully gay ending sequence. I can just tell.
IT ALWAYS IS. ♥
Like this, is Fukai putting on earrings or something--
GAY MONTAGE!!
Fuck, I love this OVA. ♥ ♥ ♥
A rare occurance, this entry contains exactly 100 images.
To download this part (#4 of 5), click here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VJFAZIV6
Firstly I apologize for taking so damn long to continue this.
Secondly, I REALLY apologize, because it seems that
my timing would have been incredibly awesome because part 4 of 5 opens with CHRISTMAS.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--
BRACE FOR MENTAL TRAUMA.
And no Christmas is complete without burning planes and the sight of hundreds of people dying.
...and to think I wound up not watching 0080 on Christmas as I had originally planned.
Flashbacks to Utena, anyone?
I don't know, cocky reporters in suits with armbands is pretty hot to me.
Wait a moment we're how far into this episode and there's no--
Oh wait. Theeeeeere it is.
I really do like the Engrish in this but Fukai sounds INCREDIBLY GAY when speaking it. Like. Gayer than usual. It's pretty fucking gay. ...and I approve. ♥
Suddenly Jack and Fukai are flying a plane together and this sappy lounge piano is playing.
Pretty soon I'm expecting a menu to pop up that will let me determine if they land and fuck on the nose of the plane, or if they do it in the pilot seats. Both options sound pretty good but I'm leaning towards Option B. They might get JAM'd and then I'd get a bad end. Excellent.
Then again the trauma of watching their comrades getting pwned in the sky as they lay interlocked on the nose of the plane...
Okay I'm getting too far off track.
Yeah I'm going with Option B.
Yukikaze: where randomly gay flashbacks are abundant.
............wat
And you will be my wife.
HOLY SHIT I WAS JOKING, YOU KNOW, IT'S CALLED SARCASM, WHEN YOU STATE THE IRONIC OPPOSITE OF--
oh forget it. ♥
AND NO ONE WILL SEE US
AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE US
AND WE CAN BE FREE TOGETHER, REI
And Fukai giggles what the hell. (His eyes also water as he's picturing the farms with Jack what the fucccck.)
And by boomerang he means--
YUKIKAZE IS NOT PLEASED. YUKIKAZE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS UP WITH THIS BULLSHIT.
THIS SCENE IS TOO HAPPY.
CAUTION, TOO MUCH FAGGOTRY PRESENT WITHIN THE COCKPIT.
Jack sounds really hot when he's speaking English. Fukai still sounds incredibly gay.
They're speaking in English yet multiple times the subbers get the lines wrong. How can you get your own language wrong? Are they even paying attention? How much of the Japanese is being winged? Arrrgh.
JAM, Navy, Earth, missiles, you know when the actual plot comes back it's almost hard to follow because it follows up so much dripping gay.
Jack is apparently quite trigger happy and wants to shoot down the JAM.
JACK, YOU CHOSE OPTION A, DIDN'T YOU? GIVEN THE FARMLANDS IT SEEMS YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE SEEING YOUR PRECIOUS FAIRY DELICATELY EXPOSED.
The JAM function like things you'd see in Gundam 00, fucking glittery and impossible and elite, only so much cooler and made of so much more OH SHIT than 00 could ever manage. They're also Kamikaze. Doom Kamikaze.
They bring angst on impact.
angstangstangst
TIME TO CRASHLAND IN A DESOLATE AREA AND SHARE AN INTENSE MOMENT OF INTIMATE EMOTION.
Why can I only remember GO BACK TO SPACE, FAGS?
Wait, something this slutty can only be one person.
PORNSTAR PSYCHIATRIST, WELCOME BACK.
"Because..."
"...there is faggotry at hand."
So Jack and Fukai land on a Navy aircraft carrier to refuel. Let me remind you that Jack and Fukai come from Planet Fairy (sic) and they are encountering an Earth military.
THE SEA BREEZE RUNNING THROUGH HIS HAIR AS HE DRAMATICALLY EXTENDS HIS BACK...
Oh hey why are they staring at us it's not like we look gay or anything--
Space fags.
NO. DON'T FEEL ASHAMED, REI. JACK WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ALL THEIR DISCRIMINATORY CALIFORNIAN WAYS--
"LET US BE GAY TOGETHER AND MAKE THEM FEEL REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. ♥"
So the captain shows up and is like HEY FAGS WE PASSED ON THE INFO AND ONCE WE GET CLEARANCE WE'LL GIVE YOU OUR FUEL. And so Jack stands up and introduces himself, invoking a rather ASLKDHSKLDG!! reaction from the captain who runs off to update the fueling request, and Jack smiles at Fukai in a rather adorable, cocky way. Why oh why did his name pull so many strings just then?
So the space fags have to keep by their gay super intelligence aircraft because this is a heterosexual Earth ship.
...Rei, there is a reason why the place we come from is called "Fairy" ...
Jack unexplainably starts stripping and then leans over Yukikaze. The giant sticker of "INTAKE" may be trying to aid my brain into thinking a certain way. I can't imagine why this series is never talked about on /m/.
THAT'S HOW IT IS WITH PEOPLE LIKE US.
Actually this is turning quickly down the angsting road of depressing.
Their love is so unaccepted. ;_;
JACK...
DO YOU THINK, THAT ONE DAY, WE WILL--
OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK--
Jack looks absolutely HORRIFIED, and in fact keeps BACKING AWAY as this woman starts FEELING UP HIS PLANE.
WOMAN, GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF YUKIKAZE. YOU WANT FUKAI TO GO APESHIT ON YOU?
COUNTDOWN TO BRUTALITY IN THREE, TWO...
...
OR NOT.
THEY'RE JUST SHOCKED TO SEE SOMEONE THINKS AS THEY DO.
AMUSINGLY/UNFORTUNATELY THAT SOMEONE IS A WOMAN. I WONDER IF THEY'LL FINALLY REALIZE WHY NONE OF THE EARTH MEN WILL GO NEAR THEM.
Jacku ♥
So the woman introduces herself and Jack is like OH HEY I KNOW THAT NAME and launches into fanboy faggotry because he read her stupid book about aliens.
LONG. DRAMATIC. PAUSE.
... MY BOYFRIEND
... REI FUKAI
... >:|
yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze
yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze
yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze
yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze yukikaze
WHEN SUDDENLY
This guy talks like I do. I don't know, "apparently" comes off as so obnoxious and slightly rude. And by accident, really, THAT'S HOW I ALWAYS TALK WHEN DELIVERING MESSAGES. "APPARENTLY I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THIS." IT'S NOT LIKE I DO IT ON PURPOSE, I JUST FEEL ASSED FOR WASTING MY TIME.
Jack looks so slender and tall, oh god, oh god, I love him.
HIS EYES NARROW DRAMATICALLY.
OKAY OKAY LET ME GUESS
SO JACK THREW HIS NAME AROUND BECAUSE THE COMMANDER OF THIS SHIP IS AN EX-LOVER OF HIS AND HE KNEW HE WOULD GET SOME SHIT STARTED IF THE COMMANDER KNEW IT WAS HIM AND NOW HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO NEGOTIATE PRIVATELY WITH THE COMMANDER TO GET SOME FUEL BY OFFERING HIS BODY.
I get the feeling I'm right.
Woman: They just took away your boyfriend. :(
Fukai: ... *cold, smoldering hatred*
... ANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGST
HE NEEDS HIS JACKU
LOOK AT THAT FACE
LIKE A FUCKING NEGLECTED PUPPY
NEGLECTED ONLY BECAUSE AFTER HOURS OF PLAY HIS MASTER HAS TO GO TO WORK
BUT THE PUPPY JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THAT'S HOW MASTER KEEPS HIM WARM AND FED
; ^;
So woman starts blathering on about Jack as if she knows him personally.
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? ARE YOU A FAIRY, TOO?
... UHHHHHHHH I AIN'T LIKE YOU GUYS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME
Or for a real response:
... WELL I DID JUST COME FROM FAIRY
Even woman knows how gay Fukai sounds.
That's okay. I'd fap forever to his voice, too.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
... BUT JACK LIKES MY VOICE-- HE TOLD ME SO
Fandom. It does strange things to people.
OH SHIT WAIT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, ARRRRRRRRGH.
So here we start piano music to woman's monologue. This is important because the subtitles belong to her but look at the fucking footage.
PINK NAILFILE
AND JACK
I'D SAY I'M AT LEAST PARTIALLY CORRECT WITH MY PREDICTION, ESPECIALLY SINCE JACK TREMBLES WITH EMOTION BEFORE THE SCENE CUTS BACK TO ANGSTING WOMAN AND SILENT FUKAI.
Woman will you please shut up Fukai is trying to beautifully angst here. Someone must not have told you this is Yukikaze you were cast in.
Then, suddenly, without explanation, Jack and Fukai are back in Yukikaze, ready for take off.
...this is like when a company animates a porn game and they cut out all of the porn and try to sell the story.
...
Yukikaze y-game, I'd fucking play it, forever and ever.
So Yukikaze is backing up and a sensor goes off saying 'hey you're too fucking close to the edge and you're gonna fall into the fucking water you dumbasses' so Fukai glances over his shoulder at Jack. Jack is like TEEHEE *THUMBS UP* and Fukai gives an amused sigh and closes his eyes at an obvious immaturity being shared between them.
DOOT DEE DOOT DEE DOO ...
ERRRRRRRRWHOOPS~
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL J/K GAIZ
VERTICAL WALK 1000 PTS
2000 PTS
3000 PTS
5000 PTS BONUS
LOL SEE YA
"... FUCKIN' SPACE FAGS."
Actually.
They fucking act like this is the end to a really good military love film where the guy finally kisses the girl on the deck and everyone sees and cheers for them.
...
MAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE THEY DID ...
RAINBOW = EXPLAINED?
YEAH REALLY.
...............EMOTION-HOC?!
IT'S TIME TO SHARE IN THE MINDFUCK, JACK.
SUDDENLY, THE MIND GETS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN--
AND THEN ENDING CREDITS ROLL.
Fff. ;_;
...this will be another wonderfully gay ending sequence. I can just tell.
IT ALWAYS IS. ♥
Like this, is Fukai putting on earrings or something--
GAY MONTAGE!!
Fuck, I love this OVA. ♥ ♥ ♥
A rare occurance, this entry contains exactly 100 images.
To download this part (#4 of 5), click here: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VJFAZIV6