Smelling the Stablemaster

[childeproof]

Two links on a NaNoWriMo forum made me smile in a slashy way. Peculiar spellings and syntax are original.

First is an account of Writing the Love Scene, a how-to-write-sex session with an 'author of nine historical romances', who is unironically introduced as 'having a lot of spunk'. Her audience, it seems, is curiously prudish.

At the starting

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[bkm5191]

*giggles madly* Really what was missing from the weeping member list of cliches was that the characters are all incredibly bendy. Really not every person in the world can get their ankles behind their ears.

[childeproof]

Well, I get off on bendiness. The first slash I ever remember reading with anything other than a desire to weep with laughter was eyebrowofdoom's 'The Question', which has a bendy-as-an-Olympic-gymnast Legolas who utterly charmed me.

[overloved]

People just don't make love out of desire.

Is that so? This explains so much.

[lobelia321]

He’s seen eyes like that...on a jaguar.

I am pleased to note that even in the throes of desire - whoops, I mean love, of course - the gentleman does not lose sight of his favourite sports car.