*blows cobwebs off LJ ( Read more... )

In the last fortnight, post-Long-Awaited Purchase of Flat and moving in to it, my most meaningful relationship has been with several five-litre cans of Brilliant White Dulux paint, the one with the shaggy dog on the front ( Read more... )

Life is incredibly busy and involving much Behaving like a Sober Professional, and buzzing between countries carrying what appears to be half the contents of a good-sized filing cabinet in my cabin luggage, so it goes without saying that I am tormented with the desire to write entirely pointless hobbitslash involving Voyeur!Dom and, possibly, ( Read more... )

FIC: 'THIS TIME, FOR VARIETY' (EPILOGUE)
PAIRING: SB/VM
AUTHOR: childeproof
DISCLAIMER: Made up.
DEDICATION: For andien, as she rightly pointed out things I hadn't noticed about the end of part 5 ( Read more... )

'THIS TIME, FOR VARIETY' (PART 5)
Pairing: SB/VM, OB, hobbits
DISCLAIMER: Lies, all lies.
FEEDBACK: Please.
Previous four parts hereTwo days later, they manage a woeful read-through of Boromir and Aragorn’s Rivendell encounter over the shards of Narsil. Accents totally off, fluffing lines, both of them moving wrong, it reminds Sean of the kind of ( Read more... )

Can anyone recall, even roughly, the dialogue between Aragorn and Boromir on their first Rivendell encounter by the shards of Narsil? Or point me somewhere for it?

Some porn appears to depend upon it.

THIS TIME, FOR VARIETY (PART FOUR)
PAIRING: SB/VM, OB, hobbits
DISCLAIMER: A pack of lies.
FEEDBACK: Lovely.

Preceding three parts are hereTHIS TIME, FOR VARIETY ( Read more... )

Note to self:

DO NOT USE WORD 'INSCRUTABLE' TO DESCRIBE VIGGO MORTENSEN MORE THAN ONCE IN A FIC. HE IS NOT AND CANNOT BE INSCRUTABLE ALL THE TIME, AND EVEN IF HE IS, FIND SOME WAY TO SCRUTE HIM ANYWAY.

DITTO RE SEAN BEAN AND 'FURIOUS'.

FIC: 'THIS TIME, FOR VARIETY' (PART THREE)
SB/VM, OB, hobbitpile.
WARNING: WIP, one or two parts still to go.
DISCLAIMER: Every word a lie.
Part one to be found here and part two hereTHIS TIME, FOR VARIETY ( Read more... )

'THIS TIME, FOR VARIETY' PART TWO

Part one is hereMaybe Sean just watched too much television as a child, the kind that clearly demonstrated you should never travel in planes, boats, lifts, spaceships, trains, submarines, cars or buses. All of these would inevitably suffer gruesome accidents involving multiple casualties, death and anguish. The ( Read more... )