last night leprechauns came into my room.
they told me if i didnt sleep with my shoes on they would take my toes and sell them on e-bay.
last night gnomes came into my room.
they told me if i didnt sleep with mittens on they would take the first segments of my fingers.

...creepy...

i dyed my hair blue and purple streaks. then today the purple got all over my back ( Read more... )

oh dear god! my mind!

i know for a fact that nobody on the bus had showered in over two days ( Read more... )

i just got out of the shower and i still look like a mermaid, so draped myself in my net of hair and put my old faerie wings on and went dancing around. it was hawt.

tomorrow night im going out of town to florida until next tuesday morning. if you would like to say goodbye to me that night, hang out with me durring the day, or on tuesday morning if you would like to have breakfast with me (either waffle house or ihop), just call or text me.
i would really enjoy seeing yall.

<3Emily.

sometimes i want to make love with you.. but then i remember i dont like penises ( Read more... )

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Oh, NO! :O

Soft hair and a velvet tongue; I want to give you what you give to me.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Kitty
2. Em
3. Emmy/Emi

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. donziegurl
2. matychinchilla
3. SpecialED902

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my boobs are the perfect fit for hands. (i.e. they are hand sized)
2. my legs
3. my hands

THREE PHYSICAL ( Read more... )