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Dear Baby that is inside of me,
I am never letting any of my family anywhere near you incase they break you.
This is me! I am first because I am most important.
This is your grandmother. She is a bad, bad person. She has intercourse with her brother! And he has intercourse with ponies!
And this is your grandfather. But he will deny that. I hope you vomit on him frequently. Also, look at the size of that dimple on his chin! It's like another asshole on the face of an even bigger asshole!
This is Aunt Mini. Don't worry if she scares you. She scares most people.
Aunt Celebel. She is your favourite. At no time have I committed incest with her.
Aunt Rogue. I don't think she likes me very much. But she's a dirty mortal fucker, so who cares?
This is Auntie Vialitasinaweener, she is a mute!
This guy is apparently my brother, therefore your uncle. He had a horrible verruca and was having it removed, and they needed to photo it for The Guinness Book Of Records.
Daddy. ...I'm so sorry.
This is your Great Grandad, the tart. There is another one too. I can't be bothered getting off my pregnant ass to find a suitably horrid picture of him. He looks just like this one. Creepy.
That is probably everyone you will need to know because everyone else is dead, abandoned or my mun doesn't know who it is in their icons.
So then, baby, that is our horrendous family, happy mothers day me.
Love,
Mommy
P.S. When are you coming out, because I'm getting fat.
P.P.S. When you do come out, I LOVE YOU AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A NAME.
I am never letting any of my family anywhere near you incase they break you.
This is me! I am first because I am most important.
This is your grandmother. She is a bad, bad person. She has intercourse with her brother! And he has intercourse with ponies!
And this is your grandfather. But he will deny that. I hope you vomit on him frequently. Also, look at the size of that dimple on his chin! It's like another asshole on the face of an even bigger asshole!
This is Aunt Mini. Don't worry if she scares you. She scares most people.
Aunt Celebel. She is your favourite. At no time have I committed incest with her.
Aunt Rogue. I don't think she likes me very much. But she's a dirty mortal fucker, so who cares?
This is Auntie Vialitasinaweener, she is a mute!
This guy is apparently my brother, therefore your uncle. He had a horrible verruca and was having it removed, and they needed to photo it for The Guinness Book Of Records.
Daddy. ...I'm so sorry.
This is your Great Grandad, the tart. There is another one too. I can't be bothered getting off my pregnant ass to find a suitably horrid picture of him. He looks just like this one. Creepy.
That is probably everyone you will need to know because everyone else is dead, abandoned or my mun doesn't know who it is in their icons.
So then, baby, that is our horrendous family, happy mothers day me.
Love,
Mommy
P.S. When are you coming out, because I'm getting fat.
P.P.S. When you do come out, I LOVE YOU AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A NAME.