fuck marriage ( Read more... )

bid-".. yea and he asked for jon palmer's advice on getting ass.."
(she said it like it was a bad idea..)
jon-"what are you talking about. i got ass from you and i didnt even have to ask for it."

sometimes they're a funny couple.

weird day ( Read more... )

this was a conversation i had in my head today on the way to the mall:

"wouldnt it be funny if i just got off exit 5 for no reason?"

4 seconds later..

"yea Sam fucking hilarious."

im officially going insane.

and i have 1 dollar left out of like 200.

it's just something about older men....

hahaha ohhh NO! this may become a problem.

work is wonderful =]

I AM POOPED.

well well i guess i'll update this thing ( Read more... )

i had so much fun with b-jon last night. shes hilarious ( Read more... )

im sad ( Read more... )

bLiNkx928: he hates you because you make-uped half your face?
bLiNkx928: word.
bLiNkx928: you don't even like him.

im taking this out of my profile but i had to save it some where. <3