703. NaNoChat: David Bowie's Balls
I know this is about NaNo, but I'm making it open to all my friends. This is what you get with me, another crazy person, & the NaNoChat @ 2AM.
NOTE: I edited a bunch of other lines out to make it more readable, but the best stuff is here, in order, as it happened. Enjoy.
zodikins: ...what is with everyone and David Bowie's balls?
AmyLynne: We all want them, but we can't have them.
David_Bowies_Balls: but some creative types together, and things happen
David_Bowies_Balls: add david bowie's balls
AmyLynne: Amazing things
David_Bowies_Balls: there you have a party
* Meru|HereButNot is never here :ninja:
*** AmyLynne is now known as ninja
* ninja fights Meru
* ninja dies because she knows pirates are better
Meru|HereButNot: YES
*** ninja is now known as AmyLynne
AmyLynne: David Bowies Balls: Are you clean?
AmyLynne: Do you have an oder?
AmyLynne: Hhaha.
* tiakall is a recovering Gaiaholic
Tabitha: Hi, my name is Tabitha, and I'm a Gaiaholic
Meru|HereButNot: Lawlz
tiakall: *CHOKE*
AmyLynne: Tia: Did you choke on David Bowies Balls?
Meru|HereButNot: Dx
David_Bowies_Balls: lolol
Molly: you guys
tiakall: No, but I think the dog did.
AmyLynne: Haha
tiakall: That would explain the vomiting >_>
Molly: that was alow blow
* David_Bowies_Balls have been in some strange places!
Meru|HereButNot: Oh balls
AmyLynne: What's the strangest place?
tiakall: Like Mick Jagger's mouth? >>
David_Bowies_Balls: Mick Jagger!
David_Bowies_Balls: lolol
*** AmyLynne is now known as Mick_Jaggers_Mouth
tiakall: IT HAD TO BE SAID
tiakall: *DIES*
Oetar: ...
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: DAVID BOWIES BALLS HAVE BEEN IN ME
Meru|HereButNot: o.o
* David_Bowies_Balls jump into Mick Jaggers Mouth
zodikins: OMF
* Mick_Jaggers_Mouth enjoys it
ianmcorvidae|5449: this chatroom seems to be going downhill this late at night :P
David_Bowies_Balls: oh my
Oetar: Heh. Ever seen the dancing in the street music video? Yeah.
David_Bowies_Balls: we're totally dancing in the streets
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: something something New York City
* Oetar rofls.
David_Bowies_Balls: rum pum pum pum pum
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: Me & my drum
* tiakall is trying so desperately not to wake her parents.
tiakall: Ow. Sides hurt so much from laughing XD
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: You guys.
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: I just snorted.
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth>: Kill me.
*** NaNoWriMo449 has joined #nanowrimo
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: I enjoy things inside of me.
Molly: ...
* David_Bowies_Balls poke at mick jaggers mouth
*** NaNoWriMo449 has quit (Quit: NaNoWriMo449)
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: HAHHAHAAH
Molly: funny shit
Tabitha: oh man
Tabitha: that's horrible
Oetar: You scared away the newb!
* Talec dies
Tabitha: XD
tiakall: Best Nano chat EVAR
tiakall: I HOPE THIS SHOWS UP ON A PARSE
* David_Bowies_Balls start to teabag random members of the room
tiakall: DAMNIT. CLEAN MY SCREEN NOW.
Molly: teabagging is FORBIDDEN in the fudge palace!
Meru|HereButNot: OMFG NO TEABAGGING
* tiakall points to the coke obscuring her view
* Mick_Jaggers_Mouth cleans Tias screen with David Bowies Balls
Molly: XD
tiakall: Ewww. Use your tongue, damnit >(
* Mick_Jaggers_Mouth cleans Tia's screen with tongue
* David_Bowies_Balls are naturally clean!
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: And then says he knows that taste from somewhere
* Molly thinks she's working for aliens
* Mick_Jaggers_Mouth has housed aliens
tiakall: Which part of them?
Meru|HereButNot: I just died a little more inside
* David_Bowies_Balls have been inside aliens
Molly: thier ballsacs obviously, gosh
*** Mick_Jaggers_Mouth is now known as AmyLynne
*** Molly is now known as flashmorbid
DreadPirateRoberts: THE SPERM FROM PLANET X!?
AmyLynne: Okay, I need a cigarette & I'm afraid to laugh while smoking for fear of death.
* David_Bowies_Balls roll around
tiakall: Also, if David Bowie's balls show up in my NaNo? TOTALLY BLAMING YOU GUYS.
David_Bowies_Balls: lol
*** David_Bowies_Balls is now known as ampersand
ampersand: there's a challenge
ampersand: everybody here needs to put david bowie's balls in your novel
flashmorbid: done.
Meru|HereButNot: Will do.
ampersand: we need to make sure that the memory of david bowie's balls never fades.
And now it never will. ;)
And as you can see, it was all tiakall's fault. (I'm feeling lazy so she doesn't get a pirate patch dude next to her name.)
NOTE: I edited a bunch of other lines out to make it more readable, but the best stuff is here, in order, as it happened. Enjoy.
zodikins: ...what is with everyone and David Bowie's balls?
AmyLynne: We all want them, but we can't have them.
David_Bowies_Balls: but some creative types together, and things happen
David_Bowies_Balls: add david bowie's balls
AmyLynne: Amazing things
David_Bowies_Balls: there you have a party
* Meru|HereButNot is never here :ninja:
*** AmyLynne is now known as ninja
* ninja fights Meru
* ninja dies because she knows pirates are better
Meru|HereButNot: YES
*** ninja is now known as AmyLynne
AmyLynne: David Bowies Balls: Are you clean?
AmyLynne: Do you have an oder?
AmyLynne: Hhaha.
* tiakall is a recovering Gaiaholic
Tabitha: Hi, my name is Tabitha, and I'm a Gaiaholic
Meru|HereButNot: Lawlz
tiakall: *CHOKE*
AmyLynne: Tia: Did you choke on David Bowies Balls?
Meru|HereButNot: Dx
David_Bowies_Balls: lolol
Molly: you guys
tiakall: No, but I think the dog did.
AmyLynne: Haha
tiakall: That would explain the vomiting >_>
Molly: that was alow blow
* David_Bowies_Balls have been in some strange places!
Meru|HereButNot: Oh balls
AmyLynne: What's the strangest place?
tiakall: Like Mick Jagger's mouth? >>
David_Bowies_Balls: Mick Jagger!
David_Bowies_Balls: lolol
*** AmyLynne is now known as Mick_Jaggers_Mouth
tiakall: IT HAD TO BE SAID
tiakall: *DIES*
Oetar: ...
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: DAVID BOWIES BALLS HAVE BEEN IN ME
Meru|HereButNot: o.o
* David_Bowies_Balls jump into Mick Jaggers Mouth
zodikins: OMF
* Mick_Jaggers_Mouth enjoys it
ianmcorvidae|5449: this chatroom seems to be going downhill this late at night :P
David_Bowies_Balls: oh my
Oetar: Heh. Ever seen the dancing in the street music video? Yeah.
David_Bowies_Balls: we're totally dancing in the streets
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: something something New York City
* Oetar rofls.
David_Bowies_Balls: rum pum pum pum pum
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: Me & my drum
* tiakall is trying so desperately not to wake her parents.
tiakall: Ow. Sides hurt so much from laughing XD
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: You guys.
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: I just snorted.
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth>: Kill me.
*** NaNoWriMo449 has joined #nanowrimo
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: I enjoy things inside of me.
Molly: ...
* David_Bowies_Balls poke at mick jaggers mouth
*** NaNoWriMo449 has quit (Quit: NaNoWriMo449)
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: HAHHAHAAH
Molly: funny shit
Tabitha: oh man
Tabitha: that's horrible
Oetar: You scared away the newb!
* Talec dies
Tabitha: XD
tiakall: Best Nano chat EVAR
tiakall: I HOPE THIS SHOWS UP ON A PARSE
* David_Bowies_Balls start to teabag random members of the room
tiakall: DAMNIT. CLEAN MY SCREEN NOW.
Molly: teabagging is FORBIDDEN in the fudge palace!
Meru|HereButNot: OMFG NO TEABAGGING
* tiakall points to the coke obscuring her view
* Mick_Jaggers_Mouth cleans Tias screen with David Bowies Balls
Molly: XD
tiakall: Ewww. Use your tongue, damnit >(
* Mick_Jaggers_Mouth cleans Tia's screen with tongue
* David_Bowies_Balls are naturally clean!
Mick_Jaggers_Mouth: And then says he knows that taste from somewhere
* Molly thinks she's working for aliens
* Mick_Jaggers_Mouth has housed aliens
tiakall: Which part of them?
Meru|HereButNot: I just died a little more inside
* David_Bowies_Balls have been inside aliens
Molly: thier ballsacs obviously, gosh
*** Mick_Jaggers_Mouth is now known as AmyLynne
*** Molly is now known as flashmorbid
DreadPirateRoberts: THE SPERM FROM PLANET X!?
AmyLynne: Okay, I need a cigarette & I'm afraid to laugh while smoking for fear of death.
* David_Bowies_Balls roll around
tiakall: Also, if David Bowie's balls show up in my NaNo? TOTALLY BLAMING YOU GUYS.
David_Bowies_Balls: lol
*** David_Bowies_Balls is now known as ampersand
ampersand: there's a challenge
ampersand: everybody here needs to put david bowie's balls in your novel
flashmorbid: done.
Meru|HereButNot: Will do.
ampersand: we need to make sure that the memory of david bowie's balls never fades.
And now it never will. ;)
And as you can see, it was all tiakall's fault. (I'm feeling lazy so she doesn't get a pirate patch dude next to her name.)