Soooooooo...
I'm watching the patriot and i hear them yelling out a lot of commands like "make ready!"  and  "take aim!"  and  "FIRE!!!!"

How come no one ever gave the "duck" command?

http://www.msnbc.com/modules/interactive.aspx?type=ss&launch=20123218,2&pg=9

Being a grown up is stressful....
but really not so hard as they make it out to be.

I like goldfish crackers!

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I go to Orlando tomorrow!

HAHAHAHA
The Onion is Funny!

Bush Designates USA Today "Small Business"

The Bush administration designated several large companies, including media giants USA Today and the Associated Press, as small businesses, thus inflating the administration's record for helping small companies. What do you think?

Darby Kreil,
Banquet Waiter
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I have never been so blatantly confronted with racism as I have been here.  I don't know what to do about it.  I can't get on my soapbox at work; that's just not professional, and plus...I don't know where other people stand!  If this dude thinks it's acceptable to go around comparing puerto ricans cockroaches and refering to the school he chose ( Read more... )

You know, I think I've changed my mind about this country; happy fourth of July everybody!

Of course, that might not be me talking.  It might be the liter of shiraz I drank whilest laying out in the sun at the pool this morning cause i have the holiday off.  But whoever the speaker, the sentiment is clear:
God bless America.

"I?  I fight against fascism.  That is my trade."

Hey guys!
I know how we can fight the good fight against global climate change!
Let's have a megaconcert!  It's not like amplifiers, electric guitars and floodlights use a lot of energy or anything...