Who says that?

[chillguru]

Clever and nerdy LJ friends, I have a question for you.
What are things that you might hear a supervillain say that you never actually hear anyone say in real life?
examples: "you'll rue the day you met me!", "you shall all bow before me!", etc.

i know you guys have some good ones. let's hear 'em!

Comments

[rubicat]

I shall cleave you in twain!

(said with giant wavy arms)

[infinitehotel]

"They laughed at me at the Academy! But I'll show them! I'll show them all!"

[infinitehotel]

Oh, and "Your $X is no match for my $Y!" (Where X and Y are some value of strength, intellect, pulchritude, doomsday weapon, schwanzlang, etc.)

[redheadedmuse]

"I will crush you"
"Did you really think you could escape/defeat me?"
"I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddlesome kids!"

[dilletante]

"you will perish in flames!" (actually my college friends loved rick moranis's delivery of that line so much we used to say it all the time, but...)
"bow/all shall bow before the wrath/might/etc of ___"
generally, talking about him or herself in the 3rd person
"now, face the awesome power of ___"
"no-one can stop ___"
"curse [your sudden but inevitable betrayal/your interfering instincts/these tiny forelimbs evolution has saddled me with/you/etc]!"
"now my victory is complete!" (the sith seemed big on saying things were "complete")
"sweet victory is mine!"
"you have failed me for the last time"

[dilletante]

"curses!"
"fools!"
"inconceivable/impossible!"