Saturday afternoon watched the Duck game at Claudias. Had a Car Bomb at half time, and when the game was over we went to the Triple Nickel. Needless to say I was drunk by 3. Had just enough time to take a nap and wake up to get ready for a Halloween party ( Read more... )

The bummer ( Read more... )

Your Score: Lion Warning Cat

70% Affectionate, 75% Excitable, 24% Hungry


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I have an almost unhealthy obsession with my boobs. I love them! I could stare at them all day long! BOOBIES!!!!

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Evil does not equal interesting. In fact even the most purest form of evil can be mind numbingly boring.
Enough about work....

Went to a Ducks football game on Saturday, that was fun. Football on Sunday at the Marathon was not so much fun. I got bored and tore up the 2 scratch tickets I bought. Football is boring, but since it's going to be a huge ( Read more... )

So, I need to document the adventures that I have. They are one of a kind for sure ( Read more... )

My nose has been hurting for quite sometime now. It started in the left nostril, as is now in the right one. It's annoying. Make it go away.

On a less disgusting note, it's friday motha fuckas! HOLLA!

I'm getting drunk tonight. Go me!

A. Become an alcoholic
B. Jump off a building onto some unsuspecting people
C. Put a "contract" out on my coworkers
D. Get run over by car
E.  All of the above

so it's been one of those days. you know the kind where when some one asks you how your day has been going the only thing you can respond with is "it's been one of those days". i hate my job. sometimes i wish i would get hit by a car in the morning, nothing real serious, just bad enough so i could spend the rest of the day in the hospital and not ( Read more... )

maybe it's time to accept that the life i want for myself will never happen and i should just accept things the way they are now. my house won't sell, i'll never get my own place, i'm not getting a car. accept it amanda. get over it.