Why I will probably never get married

[chimaerandi]

 I actually do believe, dear children, that gay marriage will be made legal in my lifetime. And there will be lovely rainbow-hued weddings from sea to shining sea, and we will all be so happy, and then our divorce rate will quickly rise up to the challenge the straights have laid before us, and everyone will shut up and it'll be just peachy.

I also

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[pastorlenny]

You'd marry me in a heartbeat. Don't lie.

[chimaerandi]

BUT HOW WOULD WE RAISE THE CHILDREN??

[pastorlenny]

So a Jew and a Catholic get married. Publicly, everyone thinks they're raising their son Cathollic -- but surreptitiously, they are raising him Jewish too. So everybody attends the baptism, but they secretly have him circumcised too.

He makes first communion. He goes to CCD. But privately they also give him a good Jewish education.

Finally, he goes to confession for the first time. He enters the booth, crosses himself, and says:

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. And I will be represented in these negotiations by my attorney, Solly Weinberg..."

[chimaerandi]

THIS JOKE DOES NOT WORK YOU ARE NOT EVEN CATHOLIC.

Sneaky Len

[marblesonglass]

lol I'm sure you'll find someone just as stubborn as you.

[chimaerandi]

Oh, won't that be horrifying? lol.

[marblesonglass]

Think of the makeup sex.

[chimaerandi]

So...all of the sex?

[failstoexist]

I love how you were like "oh everyone, I'm not going to post.." and then 2 posts in one day! whee!

Honestly, I think the religion thing is going to be less of an issue if you leave Montana. There are plenty of areas that are just swarming with lesbian jews. Find one, move there, and enjoy!

[spiderbabyx]

Move to Iowa! It's legal here and there are lots of hotties. :-D

[noodledays]

whatever your personality means for your future chances of partnering or other stuff, you're perfectly right in knowing you're going to be a-okay. ♥