DRABBLE: It's Not You - It's Your Quill (Gilderoy/Rita)

Jun 20, 2008 12:39

Title: It's Not You - It's Your Quill
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Rita Skeeter
Prompt: Challenge #5 - 100 words of crack
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Rita Skeeter interviews Gilderoy Lockhart.
Author's Notes: Done for rarepair_shorts's 100 Words of Crack Challenge. Not sure this is completely crack, but I did try. ;D I ended up inspiring myself after I ( Read more... )

het, community: rarepair_shorts, character: gilderoy lockhart, genre: crack, ship: gilderoy/rita, rating: g, character: rita skeeter, fandom: harry potter, writing: fanfiction

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mahmfic June 20 2008, 20:03:20 UTC
super lol!

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chimbomba June 20 2008, 20:55:35 UTC
Haha, thanks! :D

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cesaretech June 20 2008, 20:59:07 UTC
I love Gilderoy Lockhart, and I love Rita Skeeter. Thank you for bringing two fantastically-bad characters together.

"This is entirely my fault. I drag you here too often. Your quill has withered away from the effort!" I laughed way too hard at this.

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chimbomba June 20 2008, 21:07:01 UTC
I suddenly got hooked on the idea of them being together, so I'm glad I'm not the only one! :DD

Thanks!!

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captainpookey June 21 2008, 07:20:50 UTC
AHAHHA!!!

He would just randomly have a peacock lying around! lolol.

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chimbomba June 22 2008, 01:38:18 UTC
:DDD Lol - that's why he always has an endless supply of peacock quills! Thanks! :)

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featherxquill June 22 2008, 07:06:36 UTC

Awesome. Love it. These two fit fabulously together in any situation.

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chimbomba June 22 2008, 07:28:35 UTC
Thank you! :DD

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peskywhistpaw July 3 2008, 20:37:53 UTC
OMFG. You wrote Gilderoy/Rita. ♥ And yes, this is definitely complete crack, seeing as a peacock was procured from nowhere. XD LOL. (I am still LOLing, btw.) I loved this!

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chimbomba July 4 2008, 00:45:03 UTC
Huzzah!! I'm really glad to hear that I got some laughs off. I just had to write them - I couldn't resist! xD

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