DRABBLE: Fluent in Charisma (Voldemort/Gilderoy)

[chimbomba]

Title: Fluent in Charisma
Pairing: Lord Voldemort/Gilderoy Lockhart
Rating: G
Word Count: 432
Summary: He clears his throat, and begins to recite: "Welcome, Death Eaters."
Author's Notes: Be warned: THIS IS CRACK. Some liberties are taken with canon, obviously, and I reworked Voldemort's speech from GOF for the purposes of this fic. I got the

Comments

[peskywhistpaw]

VALVALVAL VALERIE OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING. WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR THIS DRABBLE. IT IS SUCH UTTER CRACK BUT THEY ARE SO IN CHARACTER. OMG. OMG. ♥

[chimbomba]

*squeals* Yay! THANK YOU! ♥ I had a blast writing it. :DD

[captainpookey]

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA !!! !!! !!

Oh my gosh. And I thought acidtrip!Cedric/Petunia was funny. Oh my gosh.

This made me ROFL and LOL and WHATEVERTHATOTHERACRONYM IS at least every other sentence. Your Gilderoy ALWAYS make me laugh... (even if I've started interchanging my mental image of Lockhart and Hamlet whenever I see/read either now. ahaha)

♥♥♥

I loved this exchange:

Voldemort stands aghast at these words - which are thoroughly disturbing on so many levels. Meanwhile, Lockhart chuckles in a fatherly manner.

"You just haven't quite reached the status that I have," he continues smoothly, "That is, being an internationally acclaimed wizard and five times winner- "

Oh, that IS "disturbing on so many levels."

And the ending! ahaha.

good thing I finished my coffee before reading this.

[chimbomba]

Heeheehee. :DD Thank you for the lovely comments! ♥ I'm really glad you enjoyed it!

[abordantoinette]

acidtrip!Cedric/Petunia !!?!?!?!?

where is this!? it sounds too good to be true

[chimbomba]

This is it. :DD Enjoy!

[inity]

Nice. But too short! 8)

[chimbomba]

Haha, thanks. I could always write more... *rubs hands together*

[abordantoinette]

i love this! i never thought about this pairing, but it. is. awesome. one of my new faves. hilarious.

[chimbomba]

Glad you think so! Thank you! :)