Now you know why I spent my twenties crying.

My heart is a calm potato by day, and a weeping
Abandoned woman by night. Friend, tell me what to do,
Since I am a man in love with the setting stars.
-Robert Bly

Quark is a bitch.

JAMIE, I NEED TO KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE WHAT YOUR AND YOUR MOTHER'S PLANS ARE FOR TONIGHT.

Dick Cheney says of terrorists

"I think you have to destroy them," he said. "It's the only way to deal with them."

JAMIE JAMIE JAMIE. I DON'T HAVE A PHONE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CHECK YOUR BELMONT ACCOUNT ANYMORE. I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE READING THIS ( Read more... )

Chime9821: i have the biggest fucking asshole of an exam tomorrow
brenny707: thats a bunch of ass

Got this from McSweeney's website...

Obscenities uttered by Jesus Christ:
-"Dad damn you."
-"Holy Mom, mother of me."
-"Dad."
-"Myself almighty."
-"Good me."
-"Me, Mom, and Mom's husband ..."
-"Me."

It is becoming increasingly more difficult to focus on pretty much ANYthing this week in light of all of the exciting things that are coming up. But so far I'm managing to get my stuff done. It is so crappy to look at my to do list though and actually be able to visualize that I am practically literally wading through bullshit to get to the good ( Read more... )

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

-E.E. Cummings

Eric Torgersen picked my poem to be read in class today. It was about a circle. He said I had good language. I'm not entirely sure what that means. Don't we all have a language, and one particular language that we are good at ( Read more... )