I need a girlfriend just so I stop buying stupid shit

[chimneypete]

Today I spent $30 on two Disney books that I promptly gave away because some attractive girls pulled me aside and asked me to donate money for missing and exploited children. I'm a sucker for boobs and good causes.

Girl - "Do you have kids?"
Me - "No!"
Girl - "Good, you don't need any to do this."
Then I bought the books.

Comments

[leftclaw94]

Wait.....I thought people broke up with their girlfriends so they could stop buying stupid shit.

[sportsuperwoman]

I actually concur with Hoff.

Boob-slapp!

[fontia]

Yeah. Go to the girlfriend store. There's some cheap ones. When you're being boob-conned into Disney products, sadly, I'm not kidding when I recommend the internet. I found my most recent boy on craigslist...granted we exchanged a handful of emails and then I never talked to him again, and a few months went by, but then he showed up at my house mate's birthday party. Turns out they went to college together. Then we were friends for 7 months, and now I'm madly in love. Boogedy boo. Also my latest ex- friendster, and then 9 months later we had an AIM conversation about the state of education in our society, he found my opinions on the subject persuasive, and he insisted that he had to meet me. He's been one of my best friends in Boston for a year and a half, now.

[samwise03]

Damn boobs and their Disney books. Now if the books had a vagina inside when you opened them, it would have totally been worth the price.

[singer1981]

I was procrastinating at work and stumbled upon your journal. (I know--it's funny that we tend to keep people on our AIM buddy lists even if we haven't spoken in a billion years. Just thought I'd say hi and I'll probably friend you if that's cool.