Cat farts. Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight.

Indeed.

I will always enjoy the admiration strangers have for my art.

A little chunk of my ceiling feel off and landed in my mouth just now.

LEAD POISONING!

Fuck old houses.

Dance, dance, dance.

Looking on the happy side of life.

Eating penis shaped sugar cookies from Erin.

I'm so homesick.

Going back to Michigan this weekend.
I've been in Chicago a week.

My life. Is depressing.

This past week has been kind of ridiculous.
I can feel myself getting sick. That familiar over-stimulation that comes with being in Michigan. I crave silence.

I don't sleep at night, my stomach hurts too bad.

I just need a decent nights sleep, and a day spent in my pajamas.

I will rip your face off. Do not even try.

Queen Elizabeth is kind of the shit. Just saying.

Wife swap makes me sad.