Gee, it's so great to read post like this, it makes me feel REAL comfortable. I am in no way shifting around in my seat trying not to remember EXACTLY what your boobs look like, and in no way am I not getting visions of you being a stripper, seeing that I knew a lot of people said you were only good to be a stripper, and I had pictured you pole dancin' the first time I met you.
I'm only foolin' around, it's your LJ, post whatever, I've heard enough of these stories to be comfy around them.
Hmm, I wonder what the reaction would be like if I posted about the size of my penis and what people who have seen it tell me. Awkward most likely.
Hmm, no, I still see Man as the better sex. After all, we are the superior sex, we get to pee standing up.
i was honestly SUPER FLAT in middle school, and i grew like 3 cup sizes the summer before my freshman year. a lot of girls who went to my middle school started saying stuff about how i must have obviously taken breast enlargement pills to get that size and how i was a slut for doing so, and how i took pills/stuffed/got a boob job at age 15 since my parents are suposedly rich, because i want to get all the guys and by god if i EVER wore a shirt that was even remotely tight, i'd be called a slut in front of everyone and publicly humiliated. 8th and 9th grade weren't very good years for me...
i didn't mind being super flat in middle school because i looked like a skeleton, but now i look like a skeleton with huge melons...
wow, i feel a lot better for sharing that with you :D
i guess that's why i wear baggy clothes all the time now. those cockbiting fucktard jealous bitches.
I don't know about that. There are tons of good reasons why women are the superior race, but thats a fairly weak one. Sure some girls are much more emotionally stronger than guys, but I mean, a large majority of girls really break up if things don't go too well. I mean, sure you are definately stronger than most girls emotionally, but think of the many others who think the world has ended just because their boyfriend dumped them. A lot of girls tend to put their emotions into things a whole lot more then most guys. Take this for example, some women cry if they're fired. They tend to freak out and cry. What are they going to do? How are they going to get a new job? What did they do wrong? They aren't comfy anymore, they cry. How do most guys deal with it? this way: Fuck it, I didn't need that job anyway. Fuck you Mr. Boss, you always were an asshole. And they barerly show any emotion. Now I see emotional strength as not letting your emotions get away with you. A lot of women do that, some men do that, granted I am one, but
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girls are emotionally stronger because it's in their blood, man~
girls have to deal with hormonal problems about 7 days a month in which they honestly cannot control their emotions whatsoever; their hormones go batshit crazy and EVERY LITTLE THING is going to make them either extremely happy, extremely sad, or extremely angry.
girls know when they have a mood swing that it has no logical backing whatsoever; yet it's almost as if they cannot control their own body.
basic summery: women are emotionally stronger because they are emotional creatures; men are physically stronger because they do all the lawn work.
this comment, of course, was made when i was in a humorous mood, so take it with a grain of salt.
"Emotionally Stronger"? not the words i would've chosen to describe feminine strength more like more self control. a girl's existance beginning at birth is quite nice until someone explains sex to you and from then it's all an awkward hellish existance. because i think when girl's first get sex explained to them we're like "WTF? no thank you! sounds a bit messy doesn't it?" ever since it was explained to me i couldn't picture it as being anything but extremely painful. whereas guys are like "... sounds good... now if you'll exuse me i feel a sudden urge to yank this dangling thing right here
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I'm only foolin' around, it's your LJ, post whatever, I've heard enough of these stories to be comfy around them.
Hmm, I wonder what the reaction would be like if I posted about the size of my penis and what people who have seen it tell me. Awkward most likely.
Hmm, no, I still see Man as the better sex. After all, we are the superior sex, we get to pee standing up.
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i was honestly SUPER FLAT in middle school, and i grew like 3 cup sizes the summer before my freshman year. a lot of girls who went to my middle school started saying stuff about how i must have obviously taken breast enlargement pills to get that size and how i was a slut for doing so, and how i took pills/stuffed/got a boob job at age 15 since my parents are suposedly rich, because i want to get all the guys and by god if i EVER wore a shirt that was even remotely tight, i'd be called a slut in front of everyone and publicly humiliated. 8th and 9th grade weren't very good years for me...
i didn't mind being super flat in middle school because i looked like a skeleton, but now i look like a skeleton with huge melons...
wow, i feel a lot better for sharing that with you :D
i guess that's why i wear baggy clothes all the time now. those cockbiting fucktard jealous bitches.
i hate boobs.
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while men are physically stronger, women are emotionally stronger. :3
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girls have to deal with hormonal problems about 7 days a month in which they honestly cannot control their emotions whatsoever; their hormones go batshit crazy and EVERY LITTLE THING is going to make them either extremely happy, extremely sad, or extremely angry.
girls know when they have a mood swing that it has no logical backing whatsoever; yet it's almost as if they cannot control their own body.
basic summery: women are emotionally stronger because they are emotional creatures; men are physically stronger because they do all the lawn work.
this comment, of course, was made when i was in a humorous mood, so take it with a grain of salt.
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