Rita's Birthday

[chinaxtea]

our Rita is turning 19 on the 14th. that's THIS sunday! does anyone have any ideas as to what we are going to do? Parker and I want it to be a total surprise. so everyone keep it on the DL shall we

Comments

[mythicalgurl]

Woah! Sounds feakin' great, but usually on the week ends she goes to spend time with her lousy ass dad. Before you make all your plans make sure she'll be free, cuz if her mom wants to go take em all to see her dad (who will probably want to be with Rita for her B-day although the REAL B-day present he could give her is his absence on her special day) then she probably won't be able to do much about it. But there's both weekend days. There must be some time in between there. I HOPE!

[nuuish]

i think we should hire two skinny hot asian guys to make out in front of her.

[wtfman111]

Mmmmmmmmmmm

8D

[benhanscom]

Well, there is that one game in The Deer Hunter that Rita will probably be good at. It involves a meat cleaver or a cutting tool, and a lot of mind over matter.