Five Miles Down the Road

[chinesehicken]

If you're like me, you're usually late to three-fourths of the events in your life. Why? Because your five miles down the road before you realize you forgot some important object that you just can't do without that day. Then you must decide, should I back track, waste valuable time, and arrive late; or should I continue and feel like I'm missing

Comments

[naewitch]

Did you forget to put your underwear on for this trip, I know I get cranky if I forget mine.

[chinesehicken]

yes and the "popping up" is my imaginary penis that cannot be hidden because i forgot my undies

[arustyneedle]

um ok i find that extremely disturbing in so many ways its not even funny....

[chinesehicken]

AW honey you know you like it when I talk about my penis