[Super Junior] Internet Trends are for Winners, PG, Humor/Crack, bandfic
Sob, so I was thinking of doing a Twitter fic for ages but...thirteen was too many. Fifteen even more unfeasible. After all the SJM love today, I decided I could do an SJM Twitterfic...so here it is...with my biases making cameos. /dies I'm so sorry, you guys. This is so pointless.
See post-fic notes for naming explanations.
Internet Trends are for Winners
Super Junior (M), bandfic (ninja pairings), PG, 1800 words
silentdictator: @tianmimi Come back and take off your clothes. ;)
Internet Trends are for Winners
by meiface
When their managers tell them that they're getting Twitter accounts to better connect with their international fanbase, the first question Ryeowook asks, somewhat nervously, is: "Does this mean we have to post only in English?"
"No, no," they are reassured. "Korean is fine. Chinese would be even better! English would be great, too, if you want to practice. But it's more about making you accessible to international netizens than forcing you to type in other languages."
"So...the point of this is just to...update about random things in 140 characters or less?" Hankyung asks doubtfully, unsure as of to the point.
Kyuhyun rolls his eyes and can be heard muttering, "Newb," under his breath.
"Sounds like fun!" Donghae says excitedly.
***
It is fun - for Heechul. Because while this Twitter trial run is only for SJM at the moment, Heechul appoints himself official username distributor. "You all left me for China," he accuses Hankyung. "This is the least you can let me do!"
Hankyung gives in, because it is easier than listening to Heechul complain.
Unfortunately, it means he ends up staring at his username in horror.
"mamasboy?" he explodes over the phone.
Heechul cackles. "You are, admit it. I'm not telling the world anything they don't already know!"
Siwon shakes his head over his own username. "So this is why hyung wanted to know how to say, 'I am a horse' in Chinese," he sighs.
Donghae beams. "I like mine, hyung!" he shouts into the phone. "Thanks!"
"I was originally going to name him daddysboy," Heechul confesses to Hankyung, "but, well." He stops and Hankyung can practically hear the shrug over the phone. "I just couldn't do that to him."
Hankyung closes his eyes, long-suffering. "But of course you can do that to me."
"Of course!" The reply is cheerful and unrepentant.
***
The others are slightly luckier. Zhou Mi is active on the internet and plenty savvy with registering a username he likes. "I use this everywhere," he announces proudly to Kyuhyun, who's looking at the screen over his shoulder. "It's a pun!" he explains. "On my name. And because it means 'sweet' and it's also a famous song."
Kyuhyun is distracted, however, by Henry and Ryeowook's usernames. "Did Henry have to fight you and Geng-ge for that name?" he asks dryly, laughing a little.
Zhou Mi pouts. "He won rock-paper-scissors." Then he grins. "And he helped Ryeowook register that name. I don't think he's seen it yet."
Kyuhyun laughs again.
This will be fun, indeed.
***
mamasboy
For the record, Heechul picked this name.
WoShiMa
@mamasboy Mine too. :(
silentdictator
@mamasboy @WoShiMa kekekekekeke
LittleDragonPrince
a fan just gave me a rose! thank you fan! ^^ i love you ELF!
LittleDragonPrince
@mamasboy i think its sweet heechul hyung knows you love your mom!
ILoveLeehom
practiced violin 4 3 hrs. i swear my fingers r bleeding. #FML
BAMFwhocooks
I can't read that, Henry. :( It's in English!
BAMFwhocooks
What does BAMF mean, Henry?
silentdictator
@LittleDragonPrince They offered me an mp3 player. Technology > flowers, hyung. They last longer.
tianmimi
Who is WoShiMa??
tianmimi
OH. HAHAHAHA I figured it out! :D HI SIWON! :D Heechul hyung is so clever!
tianmimi
I hope everyone has a good day! Fans and members, I love you!
mamasboy
Craving jja jang myeon.
ILoveLeehom
i wonder if leehom has a twitter. i hope none of my friends from home r reading mine. #FML
ILoveLeehom
我不是henry lau!
(I am not henry lau!)
BAMFwhocooks
You are Henry Lau!
BAMFwhocooks
How do I do that @ thing? @ILoveLeehom?
BAMFwhocooks
Oh it works! \^^/
WoShiMa
我非常高兴能跟粉丝聊聊天。你们好美丽啊！
(I'm very happy to be able to chat with the fans. You are all so beautiful!)
mamasboy
@WoShiMa Ew. Why are you so corny, Siwon?
LittleDragonPrince
大家好！我是李东海！很高兴可以陪着你！一起吃吃饭吧！^^
(Hello everyone! I am Lee Donghae! I'm very happy to be with you! Let's eat together! ^^)
tianmimi
我们都非常感谢我们歌迷的爱。会更努力给你们一个cool的SJM！希望你们会一直支持我们。:D
(We are all very grateful for our fans' love. We will work even harder to give you a cool SJM! Hope that you will all continue to support us. :D)
BAMFwhocooks
I thought we didn't have to type in Chinese, guys... :(
silentdictator
Level 51! Who's the badass motherfucker now? #starcraft
mamasboy
@silentdictator Language! @BAMFwhocooks You don't have to follow these idiots if you don't to, Wookie.
silentdictator
@mamasboy How do you even know what that is in Korean?
silentdictator
Never mind.
ILoveLeehom
@wangleehom ARE YOU THE REAL THING???
tianmimi
Waiting for the bus! I'm cold! :(
BAMFwhocooks
Wait, how did you update from outside without a computer? I'm confused.
silentdictator
@BAMFwhocooks n00b.
tianmimi
@BAMFwhocooks from my phone! :D I can use texts! And get text alerts when you guys update too! :D
WoShiMa
@ILoveLeehom Was he the real thing?
mamasboy
Craving Beijing fried rice...
BAMFwhocooks
How do I do that?
BAMFwhocooks
I mean, @tianmimi.
LittleDragonPrince
我喜欢吃北京炒饭！yum yum yum
(I like to eat Beijing Fried Rice!)
ILoveLeehom
fuck i forgot he could read english. what do i do now?
tianmimi
@BAMFwhocooks I'll show you when I get back in a little bit! I have delicious take-out! :D
BAMFwhocooks
Thanks Zhou Mi. :)
silentdictator
The level of fail in my internet space hurts my brain. Level 52, here I come. #starcraft
mamasboy
@tianmimi Is there fried rice?
tianmimi
@mamasboy Yep! :D
LittleDragonPrince
ELF 跟我们一起吃饱饱吧！我爱你们！
(ELF, come eat with us! I love you all!)
ILoveLeehom
i should rly stop watching f(x)'s video...i swear that girls a dude. how is that a girl???
tianmimi
Almost got run over by a taxicab. :( Now I am all wet from puddles! At least the food is safe! :)
WoShiMa
I don't think I like Dostoyevsky as much as Nabakov. Lolita had a much better thematic story than C&P.
ILoveLeehom
why is he like this?
BAMFwhocooks
@ILoveLeehom Who?
ILoveLeehom
@BAMFwhocooks ill tell u later
silentdictator
LEVEL 52 IN 1.5 HOURS! BEAT THAT. #starcraft
silentdictator
@tianmimi Come back and take off your clothes. ;)
silentdictator
@tianmimi so you don't get a cold.
mamasboy
Sometimes being leader is really a strain on my nerves. Napping until dinner.
LittleDragonPrince
@wonderchul HI HYUNG!!!!!111
mamasboy
Oh no.
***
Heechul thinks it's unfair that only Super Junior M gets to have fun.
***
wonderchul
Did you know someone took "cinderella" already? WTF. @cinderella Wanna trade?
missica
Four pairs of shoes, two skirts, and a necklace richer than I was yesterday. Shopping trips are fun when you're not spending your own money. :)
wonderchul
@missica I still don't like that second pair. Purple, Sica? Really?
wonderchul
@mamasboy Are you ignoring me Kyungie? @mamasboy @mamasboy @mamasboy
tianmimi
@wonderchul Hi hyung! How's Korea? China's still really really hot. We miss you! :(
wonderchul
@tianmimi Come back to Korea then. Or at least rock China so hard they'll feel the aftershocks. @mamasboy KYUNNNGIEEEE
silentdictator
@wonderchul Level 52, hyung. #starcraft
wonderchul
#WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS
BAMFwhocooks
Has anyone seen my staved paper? I'm trying to compose and I can't find it.
LittleDragonPrince
@wonderchul hyung what are those # things?
wonderchul
@LittleDragonPrince trending topics.
tianmimi
Has anyone seen Kui Xian lately? He said he was taking a nap after all that Starcraft but now he's not in his room.
BAMFwhocooks
Nevermind, Henry found them for me! <3
LittleDragonPrince
#leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae
wonderchul
@missica Why is no one talking to me? @LittleDragonPrince Don't be annoying.
missica
@wonderchul No one likes you, oppa.
WoShiMa
Seem to have misplaced my copy of Lolita.
tianmimi
@WoShiMa Um, Kui Xian has your copy of Lolita. He says you're not getting it back.
wonderchul
#WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS
wonderchul
#ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IGNORING ME?
ILoveLeehom
today, the kitchen caught on fire. #FML
mamasboy
@ILoveLeehom WHAT?!
ILoveLeehom
@mamasboy u can read that? o, jk jk. @silentdictator told me to say that to mess w u
LittleDragonPrince
#leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae
LittleDragonPrince
why does the kitchen smell like smoke?
mamasboy
Shit, a leader can never take a day off. I'll be right back guys. DON'T BURN ANYTHING ELSE DOWN IN THE MEANTIME.
WoShiMa
@tianmimi Why won't he give me my book back?
tianmimi
@WoShiMa 最好别问.
(It's best not to ask.)
BAMFwhocooks
...who burnt something in the kitchen? Why didn't you just ask me to cook for you?
wonderchul
@missica hey you should start dating @LittleDragonPrince again
missica
@wonderchul Go to hell oppa.
LittleDragonPrince
@missica :(((((
missica
@LittleDragonPrince You know it'd never work out oppa.
LittleDragonPrince
@missica 你是我心里的唯一！
(You are the only one in my heart!)
wonderchul
@mamasboy translate @LittleDragonPrince
mamasboy
@wonderchul he's being cheesy and I'm busy sorting out a burnt kitchen. Bother me later, Heechul!
missica
Boys, can't live with them. And...can't live with them.
tianmimi
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
LittleDragonPrince
OH MY SUPER GIRL 我是你的 SUPERMAN!!!! ^^ #leedonghae
(I am your SUPERMAN!)
wonderchul
@tianmimi Wow Seasoning, you just got laid.
tianmimi
@wonderchul :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
silentdictator
@tianmimi get the fuck off twitter.
ILoveLeehom
score, we r going out 4 dinner 2nite!
WoShiMa
Why won't anyone let me appreciate my Russian literature?
***
Finally, Heechul threatens to get the rest of the band into Twitter if SJM doesn't stop ignoring him. It's an effective threat, if only because none of them want to see the unavoidably vague, emo, and ultra-poetic tweets Eeteuk will inevitably post.
He does let it slip to one person though, because he's biased. And he figures no one ever sees Kibum as it is, so they might as well try to keep in touch online. He creates a username for Kibum and demands that he use the account.
Unfortunately, Kibum still only posts once in a blue moon.
***
KillerSmileKibum
@wonderchul I'm going to change this username.
LittleDragonPrince
KIBUM! my favorite dongsaeng! ^^ #kimkibum
StarcraftKiller
Level 55 at lunch. #starcraft
silentdictator
@StarcraftKiller fuck you.
mamasboy
@silentdictator Language!
mamasboy
What?? We can change our usernames??
GengCOOL
I give up. How did Eeteuk ever do it? It's too hard...
LittleDragonPrince
#kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum
ILoveLeehom
who the fuck is @StarcraftKiller??
***
In the end, management decides that it's better to keep Super Junior as a whole away from Twitter, where uncensored thoughts will likely put everyone in trouble. They allow the members to keep their accounts on the solemn promise that they will lock all of their tweets from now on.
"No swearing where people can see it!" Hankyung tells Kyuhyun desperately.
"Or in English." Siwon looks disapprovingly at Henry. "I recognize those words, you know!"
Henry pouts and Ryeowook offers to cook to make him feel better. Donghae is disappointed that he will no longer be able to leave comments to the fans, but he is easily distracted when Kyuhyun pulls out the Wii and challenges him to beat Zhou Mi's bowling score.
He flexes and grins. "You're on!"
The rest of the group gathers, excited, and Zhou Mi's mouth opens in surprise and Kyuhyun takes his arm and jerks him away from the TV.
"Where are we--" he starts, but then Kyuhyun looks at him, a glint of mischief in his eyes. They head towards the bedroom.
"Oh," says Zhou Mi. "Well, okay." He smiles and wraps his arm around Kyuhyun and Kyuhyun can't help his own little smile.
***
GengCOOL
Did Eeteuk have a no sex rule in the dorm? Can I make one?
LittleDragonPrince
#kyuhyunandzhoumi #kyuhyunandzhoumi #kyuhyunandzhoumi #kyuhyunandzhoumi
LittleDragonPrince
#qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi
WoShiMa
Has anyone seen my copy of Anna Karenina?
--
Started/Finished: 2009.09.14
Notes: LittleDragonPrince = 小龙王, which is what Donghae has been called on a ton of Chinese variety shows. WoShiMa = 我是马 (I am horse). tianmimi = 甜蜜蜜 ("sweet", pun on Mi's name, and also a famous song by Teresa Teng/邓丽君). GengCOOL = 更COOL (more cool/cooler, and a pun on Geng's name).
ILoveLeehom referring, of course, to Wang Leehom, who is an idol for Henry, Mi, and Geng all. BAMF = badass motherfucker.
See post-fic notes for naming explanations.
Internet Trends are for Winners
Super Junior (M), bandfic (ninja pairings), PG, 1800 words
silentdictator: @tianmimi Come back and take off your clothes. ;)
Internet Trends are for Winners
by meiface
When their managers tell them that they're getting Twitter accounts to better connect with their international fanbase, the first question Ryeowook asks, somewhat nervously, is: "Does this mean we have to post only in English?"
"No, no," they are reassured. "Korean is fine. Chinese would be even better! English would be great, too, if you want to practice. But it's more about making you accessible to international netizens than forcing you to type in other languages."
"So...the point of this is just to...update about random things in 140 characters or less?" Hankyung asks doubtfully, unsure as of to the point.
Kyuhyun rolls his eyes and can be heard muttering, "Newb," under his breath.
"Sounds like fun!" Donghae says excitedly.
***
It is fun - for Heechul. Because while this Twitter trial run is only for SJM at the moment, Heechul appoints himself official username distributor. "You all left me for China," he accuses Hankyung. "This is the least you can let me do!"
Hankyung gives in, because it is easier than listening to Heechul complain.
Unfortunately, it means he ends up staring at his username in horror.
"mamasboy?" he explodes over the phone.
Heechul cackles. "You are, admit it. I'm not telling the world anything they don't already know!"
Siwon shakes his head over his own username. "So this is why hyung wanted to know how to say, 'I am a horse' in Chinese," he sighs.
Donghae beams. "I like mine, hyung!" he shouts into the phone. "Thanks!"
"I was originally going to name him daddysboy," Heechul confesses to Hankyung, "but, well." He stops and Hankyung can practically hear the shrug over the phone. "I just couldn't do that to him."
Hankyung closes his eyes, long-suffering. "But of course you can do that to me."
"Of course!" The reply is cheerful and unrepentant.
***
The others are slightly luckier. Zhou Mi is active on the internet and plenty savvy with registering a username he likes. "I use this everywhere," he announces proudly to Kyuhyun, who's looking at the screen over his shoulder. "It's a pun!" he explains. "On my name. And because it means 'sweet' and it's also a famous song."
Kyuhyun is distracted, however, by Henry and Ryeowook's usernames. "Did Henry have to fight you and Geng-ge for that name?" he asks dryly, laughing a little.
Zhou Mi pouts. "He won rock-paper-scissors." Then he grins. "And he helped Ryeowook register that name. I don't think he's seen it yet."
Kyuhyun laughs again.
This will be fun, indeed.
***
mamasboy
For the record, Heechul picked this name.
WoShiMa
@mamasboy Mine too. :(
silentdictator
@mamasboy @WoShiMa kekekekekeke
LittleDragonPrince
a fan just gave me a rose! thank you fan! ^^ i love you ELF!
LittleDragonPrince
@mamasboy i think its sweet heechul hyung knows you love your mom!
ILoveLeehom
practiced violin 4 3 hrs. i swear my fingers r bleeding. #FML
BAMFwhocooks
I can't read that, Henry. :( It's in English!
BAMFwhocooks
What does BAMF mean, Henry?
silentdictator
@LittleDragonPrince They offered me an mp3 player. Technology > flowers, hyung. They last longer.
tianmimi
Who is WoShiMa??
tianmimi
OH. HAHAHAHA I figured it out! :D HI SIWON! :D Heechul hyung is so clever!
tianmimi
I hope everyone has a good day! Fans and members, I love you!
mamasboy
Craving jja jang myeon.
ILoveLeehom
i wonder if leehom has a twitter. i hope none of my friends from home r reading mine. #FML
ILoveLeehom
我不是henry lau!
(I am not henry lau!)
BAMFwhocooks
You are Henry Lau!
BAMFwhocooks
How do I do that @ thing? @ILoveLeehom?
BAMFwhocooks
Oh it works! \^^/
WoShiMa
我非常高兴能跟粉丝聊聊天。你们好美丽啊！
(I'm very happy to be able to chat with the fans. You are all so beautiful!)
mamasboy
@WoShiMa Ew. Why are you so corny, Siwon?
LittleDragonPrince
大家好！我是李东海！很高兴可以陪着你！一起吃吃饭吧！^^
(Hello everyone! I am Lee Donghae! I'm very happy to be with you! Let's eat together! ^^)
tianmimi
我们都非常感谢我们歌迷的爱。会更努力给你们一个cool的SJM！希望你们会一直支持我们。:D
(We are all very grateful for our fans' love. We will work even harder to give you a cool SJM! Hope that you will all continue to support us. :D)
BAMFwhocooks
I thought we didn't have to type in Chinese, guys... :(
silentdictator
Level 51! Who's the badass motherfucker now? #starcraft
mamasboy
@silentdictator Language! @BAMFwhocooks You don't have to follow these idiots if you don't to, Wookie.
silentdictator
@mamasboy How do you even know what that is in Korean?
silentdictator
Never mind.
ILoveLeehom
@wangleehom ARE YOU THE REAL THING???
tianmimi
Waiting for the bus! I'm cold! :(
BAMFwhocooks
Wait, how did you update from outside without a computer? I'm confused.
silentdictator
@BAMFwhocooks n00b.
tianmimi
@BAMFwhocooks from my phone! :D I can use texts! And get text alerts when you guys update too! :D
WoShiMa
@ILoveLeehom Was he the real thing?
mamasboy
Craving Beijing fried rice...
BAMFwhocooks
How do I do that?
BAMFwhocooks
I mean, @tianmimi.
LittleDragonPrince
我喜欢吃北京炒饭！yum yum yum
(I like to eat Beijing Fried Rice!)
ILoveLeehom
fuck i forgot he could read english. what do i do now?
tianmimi
@BAMFwhocooks I'll show you when I get back in a little bit! I have delicious take-out! :D
BAMFwhocooks
Thanks Zhou Mi. :)
silentdictator
The level of fail in my internet space hurts my brain. Level 52, here I come. #starcraft
mamasboy
@tianmimi Is there fried rice?
tianmimi
@mamasboy Yep! :D
LittleDragonPrince
ELF 跟我们一起吃饱饱吧！我爱你们！
(ELF, come eat with us! I love you all!)
ILoveLeehom
i should rly stop watching f(x)'s video...i swear that girls a dude. how is that a girl???
tianmimi
Almost got run over by a taxicab. :( Now I am all wet from puddles! At least the food is safe! :)
WoShiMa
I don't think I like Dostoyevsky as much as Nabakov. Lolita had a much better thematic story than C&P.
ILoveLeehom
why is he like this?
BAMFwhocooks
@ILoveLeehom Who?
ILoveLeehom
@BAMFwhocooks ill tell u later
silentdictator
LEVEL 52 IN 1.5 HOURS! BEAT THAT. #starcraft
silentdictator
@tianmimi Come back and take off your clothes. ;)
silentdictator
@tianmimi so you don't get a cold.
mamasboy
Sometimes being leader is really a strain on my nerves. Napping until dinner.
LittleDragonPrince
@wonderchul HI HYUNG!!!!!111
mamasboy
Oh no.
***
Heechul thinks it's unfair that only Super Junior M gets to have fun.
***
wonderchul
Did you know someone took "cinderella" already? WTF. @cinderella Wanna trade?
missica
Four pairs of shoes, two skirts, and a necklace richer than I was yesterday. Shopping trips are fun when you're not spending your own money. :)
wonderchul
@missica I still don't like that second pair. Purple, Sica? Really?
wonderchul
@mamasboy Are you ignoring me Kyungie? @mamasboy @mamasboy @mamasboy
tianmimi
@wonderchul Hi hyung! How's Korea? China's still really really hot. We miss you! :(
wonderchul
@tianmimi Come back to Korea then. Or at least rock China so hard they'll feel the aftershocks. @mamasboy KYUNNNGIEEEE
silentdictator
@wonderchul Level 52, hyung. #starcraft
wonderchul
#WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS
BAMFwhocooks
Has anyone seen my staved paper? I'm trying to compose and I can't find it.
LittleDragonPrince
@wonderchul hyung what are those # things?
wonderchul
@LittleDragonPrince trending topics.
tianmimi
Has anyone seen Kui Xian lately? He said he was taking a nap after all that Starcraft but now he's not in his room.
BAMFwhocooks
Nevermind, Henry found them for me! <3
LittleDragonPrince
#leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae
wonderchul
@missica Why is no one talking to me? @LittleDragonPrince Don't be annoying.
missica
@wonderchul No one likes you, oppa.
WoShiMa
Seem to have misplaced my copy of Lolita.
tianmimi
@WoShiMa Um, Kui Xian has your copy of Lolita. He says you're not getting it back.
wonderchul
#WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS #WONDERGIRLS
wonderchul
#ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM #ihateSJM WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IGNORING ME?
ILoveLeehom
today, the kitchen caught on fire. #FML
mamasboy
@ILoveLeehom WHAT?!
ILoveLeehom
@mamasboy u can read that? o, jk jk. @silentdictator told me to say that to mess w u
LittleDragonPrince
#leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae #leedonghae
LittleDragonPrince
why does the kitchen smell like smoke?
mamasboy
Shit, a leader can never take a day off. I'll be right back guys. DON'T BURN ANYTHING ELSE DOWN IN THE MEANTIME.
WoShiMa
@tianmimi Why won't he give me my book back?
tianmimi
@WoShiMa 最好别问.
(It's best not to ask.)
BAMFwhocooks
...who burnt something in the kitchen? Why didn't you just ask me to cook for you?
wonderchul
@missica hey you should start dating @LittleDragonPrince again
missica
@wonderchul Go to hell oppa.
LittleDragonPrince
@missica :(((((
missica
@LittleDragonPrince You know it'd never work out oppa.
LittleDragonPrince
@missica 你是我心里的唯一！
(You are the only one in my heart!)
wonderchul
@mamasboy translate @LittleDragonPrince
mamasboy
@wonderchul he's being cheesy and I'm busy sorting out a burnt kitchen. Bother me later, Heechul!
missica
Boys, can't live with them. And...can't live with them.
tianmimi
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
LittleDragonPrince
OH MY SUPER GIRL 我是你的 SUPERMAN!!!! ^^ #leedonghae
(I am your SUPERMAN!)
wonderchul
@tianmimi Wow Seasoning, you just got laid.
tianmimi
@wonderchul :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
silentdictator
@tianmimi get the fuck off twitter.
ILoveLeehom
score, we r going out 4 dinner 2nite!
WoShiMa
Why won't anyone let me appreciate my Russian literature?
***
Finally, Heechul threatens to get the rest of the band into Twitter if SJM doesn't stop ignoring him. It's an effective threat, if only because none of them want to see the unavoidably vague, emo, and ultra-poetic tweets Eeteuk will inevitably post.
He does let it slip to one person though, because he's biased. And he figures no one ever sees Kibum as it is, so they might as well try to keep in touch online. He creates a username for Kibum and demands that he use the account.
Unfortunately, Kibum still only posts once in a blue moon.
***
KillerSmileKibum
@wonderchul I'm going to change this username.
LittleDragonPrince
KIBUM! my favorite dongsaeng! ^^ #kimkibum
StarcraftKiller
Level 55 at lunch. #starcraft
silentdictator
@StarcraftKiller fuck you.
mamasboy
@silentdictator Language!
mamasboy
What?? We can change our usernames??
GengCOOL
I give up. How did Eeteuk ever do it? It's too hard...
LittleDragonPrince
#kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum #kimkibum
ILoveLeehom
who the fuck is @StarcraftKiller??
***
In the end, management decides that it's better to keep Super Junior as a whole away from Twitter, where uncensored thoughts will likely put everyone in trouble. They allow the members to keep their accounts on the solemn promise that they will lock all of their tweets from now on.
"No swearing where people can see it!" Hankyung tells Kyuhyun desperately.
"Or in English." Siwon looks disapprovingly at Henry. "I recognize those words, you know!"
Henry pouts and Ryeowook offers to cook to make him feel better. Donghae is disappointed that he will no longer be able to leave comments to the fans, but he is easily distracted when Kyuhyun pulls out the Wii and challenges him to beat Zhou Mi's bowling score.
He flexes and grins. "You're on!"
The rest of the group gathers, excited, and Zhou Mi's mouth opens in surprise and Kyuhyun takes his arm and jerks him away from the TV.
"Where are we--" he starts, but then Kyuhyun looks at him, a glint of mischief in his eyes. They head towards the bedroom.
"Oh," says Zhou Mi. "Well, okay." He smiles and wraps his arm around Kyuhyun and Kyuhyun can't help his own little smile.
***
GengCOOL
Did Eeteuk have a no sex rule in the dorm? Can I make one?
LittleDragonPrince
#kyuhyunandzhoumi #kyuhyunandzhoumi #kyuhyunandzhoumi #kyuhyunandzhoumi
LittleDragonPrince
#qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi #qmi
WoShiMa
Has anyone seen my copy of Anna Karenina?
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Started/Finished: 2009.09.14
Notes: LittleDragonPrince = 小龙王, which is what Donghae has been called on a ton of Chinese variety shows. WoShiMa = 我是马 (I am horse). tianmimi = 甜蜜蜜 ("sweet", pun on Mi's name, and also a famous song by Teresa Teng/邓丽君). GengCOOL = 更COOL (more cool/cooler, and a pun on Geng's name).
ILoveLeehom referring, of course, to Wang Leehom, who is an idol for Henry, Mi, and Geng all. BAMF = badass motherfucker.