[SJ] Romance for Idiots, HenWook, HenHae, PG-13

[meiface]

LOL this is so incredibly self-indulgent OTT crack written in one not-entirely-sober sitting of self-amusement and glee. DEAR HENRY-LOVING ANON, LOOK, I WROTE IT. It is probably 10x more terrible than you thought. I don't care. It makes me happy. /spreads biases like jam.

Romance for Idiots
Super Junior (M), Henry/Ryeowook, Henry/Donghae, others,

Comments

[ky_rin]

They could launch things at Zhou Mi and make him squeal in dismay, or launch things at Kyuhyun and distract him from whatever he was gaming. Of course, then they might all die.
kekeke I like your Henry voice in this crack thinger

Zhou Mi turned back to him, melting. He gathered Henry into his arms and clutched at him. "You want to have a pure and chaste hand-holding relationship with him! Oh Henry! That's so sweet!"
*SNORTS*

who knew that Heechul had extracted a promise from Zhou Mi to be able to make out with him whenever he was bored
SHRIEK HOME VIDEO HEECHUL REMEMBER TO TAKE A HOMEVIDEO

yea and I love how Donghae totally doesn't mind that Henry is talking about Ryeowook while they have sex

...

SHRIEK

THERE IS HANCHUL

AND HANDCUFFS

AND THEY BELONG TO HAN GENG

mei I like you (even more so tipsy) :3 and your crack :3 it makes me happy :> you make me happy o///~♥

[meiface]

I AM GLAD SILLY CRACKFIC MAKES YOU HAPPY and Donghae doesn't really have an attention span, so he doesn't really listen when people talk during sex. Unless it's "more" or "faster", etc etc.

I REALLY SHOULD WRITE PROPER NON-ANGSTY ACTUALLY IN ONE PLACE TOGETHER HANCHUL ONE OF THESE DAYS. /dreams

[acornmama]

sober or not it was still a fabulous piece of work. And the lovely contortions poor Henry had to go through. Leaves all sort of images in the head. HenHae is completely hot. HenWook is cuuuute. Thanks for the translation of the notes btw. Heechul the darling, And last but not least, QMi
and Donghae in a threesome. Like that image alot.Can they have hot casual sex too?
Bargaining in the dorms Just the concept had me cracking up, especially as Heechul showed him how it was really done, and it seemed like something that probably goes on for real.

[meiface]

This was entirely composed of my biases being ridiculous. :D Therefore, fun to write. I'm glad you thought it was fun to read too!

I do want to make more qmihae exist in the world though~ One day~

[ununoriginal]

i am rolling about REPRESSING myself cuz my roommate is asleep and it's bloody impolite to wake ppl up at 3 in the morning, but all i want to do is shriek & flail at the top of my lungs cuz there are SO MANY CLASSIC LINES IN THIS I DUNNO WHERE TO BEGIN dfja;nvgoeirvg;pvgmo/fklbvn;/ofskam;vsfk';vlm';fvk';lkmv

i am obviously not me if i dun admit i love all the ninja!qmi bits the most, but ur henry is jus so very hilarious, i adore ur henry!mind XD XD XD and HEECHUL. heechul always rocks! and qmihae. QMIHAE. i would be a fucking liar if i said tat pairing never crossed my mind. u've hyped me up enuff tat i would KILL for some qmihae rite now rofl~

[meiface]

You have no idea how gleeful your comment makes me. I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Crackfic is how I prefer these boys in the end, I think, because they are silly and happy-making irl, so they should be silly and happy-making in fandom too! :D

(ㅋㅋ of course ninja!qmi. always.)

unf, I have wanted qmihae for ages and ages and ages and no one will write it, sob.

[papered]

oh my god, mei, I am screaming a little. Donghae!!! Zhou Mi. I love them all alskjakjf and this fic makes me oddly nostalgic ;~~~~; /flops all over you.

Zhou Mi turned back to him, melting. He gathered Henry into his arms and clutched at him. "You want to have a pure and chaste hand-holding relationship with him! Oh Henry! That's so sweet!"
lmao.

[meiface]

LIZ LIZ I HOPE YOUR FLIGHT BACK WENT SAFELY ILU COME TALK TO ME SOON.

Awww silly silly boys. This is the way I prefer 'em. :D ♥

[anonymous]

OH MY GOD

reading

[anonymous]

YOU WROTE IT

They could launch things at Zhou Mi and make him squeal in dismay, or launch things at Kyuhyun and distract him from whatever he was gaming. Of course, then they might all die.
YES THEY WOULD. KYUHYUN DOES NOT LIKE BEING DISTRACTED FROM HIS VIDEO GAMES (unless it's by zhou mi)

Mostly he felt too lazy to move, or think, or do much but bask in how awesome the world was and how he could use a nap. Or maybe a snack.

henry is such a puppy. or chipmunk. or [insert name of small fuzzy animal here]

"You want to have a pure and chaste hand-holding relationship with him! Oh Henry! That's so sweet!" zhou mi y u lik dis

Henry wandered sadly out of Zhou Mi's room. No one wanted to listen to him.

"And close the door, asshole!" Kyuhyun shouted after him. oh poor herrybaby

and Henry closed his eyes and thought of Canada.

Okay, he didn't, but no one could blame him when Donghae did that thing with his tongue. i love this, just the way it's written

But not the same kind of inappropriate feelings that most concerned Henry and made

[meiface]

I VERY MUCH WISH THERE TO BE A PORNY HENWOOK/QMIHAE SEQUEL and possibly an unrelated porny HenHae just...because. But I dream big and reality likes to crush me like a tiny bug in its jaws of doom. That is to say: we will see!

I AM HAPPY YOU ENJOYED THIS IN ALL ITS RIDICULOUS GLORY THOUGH. :DD And that I hit upon all your ships mostly by luck of writing all my ships, heh. I proclaim our taste to be excellent.

Thank you!