I finally gots me a job. That's right! I said it! So if you want to see me finally contributing to society come to Roly Poly, right off of the drag. I am a unionized samich maker...

This was the first year in a long time that I didn't wear a costume for Halloween. I mean, every other day I'm wearing some type of costume, but not this weekend.  ( Read more... )

...Elvis eats elves and regurgitates them in front of a live audience, Wednesday 5-7 on Radio Rasquacho...

...that's right Radio Rasquacho has moved to drive time on Wednesday, 5-7pm on KAOS 95.9...


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...how to discombobulate heat signature and still bake a cake in darkness Wednesday, 3-5pm on KAOS 95.9...

I'm finally going to update, even though I don't feel like it. I need drugs to be an internet whore. Well, in the past couple of weeks I got into a fight with some hipsters (oh, how I hate them so), finished the run of Head, Hands & Toe Show II (it was great by the way) and it turned October (which means in a month I'm 22). What have I learned ( Read more... )

...deep fried foods and the pros and cons of eating your friends on Radio Rasquacho, Wednesday 3-5pm on KAOS 95.9...

...everyday uses of the word "fuck" and how to lose those warts Wednesday 3-5 on Radio Rasquacho...

( The Head, Hands & Toe Show II )

I had a wonderful weekend. The show ended with a blast and a great review in the Chronicle. On Thursday the cast and crew celebrated Elizabeth's 23rd birthday with a surprise party at the theater. Well, every year we celebrate her birthday with a surprise party, and you would think she'd be on to us every year. Anyways, it was great. Free booze, ( Read more... )

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