CHINGUX 2014: all in a day's work (1/1) for ventice
Title: all in a day's work
Author: colourstacia
Recipient: ventice
Pairing/Focus: OT4, chen/chanyeol
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: vulgarity, brief mentions of sex
Length: 2,133
Summary: SMS excerpts from the life of Park Chanyeol: biochem major and matchmaker extraordinaire.
byunbaekkie (10:34 AM)
prepare 4 trouble11!!1!111
Me (10:34 AM)
make it double
dyodor (10:34 AM)
Both of you, shut the fuck up.
byunbaekkie (10:34 AM)
2 PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVESTATION!!!!11
Me (10:34 AM)
TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION
dyodor (10:34 AM)
…
byunbaekkie (10:35 AM)
2 dENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH N LOVE!!11!!
Me (10:35 AM)
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
dyodor (10:35 AM)
Stop texting each other in the group chat when you’re sitting at the same fucking cafe table.
byunbaekkie (10:35 AM)
but sooooo
dis is our agency motto!!
u have 2 join in toooooo ㅠㅠ
n lu hans boytoy is takin a long timeeeeeee
dyodor (10:36 AM)
Kim Jongdae just turned the street corner.
And for heaven’s sake, don’t tell Lu Han to start spontaneously stripping like last time.
I don’t understand why he keeps paying you for love advice, honestly.
byunbaekkie (10:36 AM)
111!!!!11
tech speakin hes payin ~all of us~
n sometimes u gotta be bold <333
jongdae liked it ;cccccc
dyodor (10:36 AM)
Don’t quote girl group lyrics, that’s disgusting.
If your definition of liking includes backing away slowly, then sure.
byunbaekkie (10:37 AM)
but his eyes had ~lust~ in them
Me (10:37 AM)
like you would know anything about lust byun baekhyun
when was the last time you had a dick in you?
oh right
NEVER
byunbaekkie (10:37 AM)
eXCUSE YOU PARK CHANYEOL
i am young fresh n fabulous~~~~
i dont need no cock 2 function
Me (10:37 AM)
that’s what you say to yourself as you jerk off at night to that one freshman kid in ochem
what’s his name?
hmMMM
byunbaekkie (10:38 AM)
NOT KIM JONGIN YOU FUCKING DICK
Me (10:38 AM)
calm your man tits byunbaek
you better start slipping lines to lu han now by the way
jongdae’s gonna reach the table soon
byunbaekkie (10:40 AM)
i have 2 admit
dis jongdae kid has nice cheekbones
the kind u run ur cockhead over in pornos
v distractin
no wonder lu hans been shit at doin his TA work in my mando class
dyodor (10:40 AM)
…
Me (10:41 AM)
i think his perry the platypus snapback is cool?
byunbaekkie (10:41 AM)
wat kyungsoo
just bc i dont believe in ~true love~ n ~destiny~ n all dat crap
doesnt mean i cant appreciate gr8 bone structure
Me (10:42 AM)
sure sure byunbaek
oh wow
did lu han just pull out five cutouts from under his shirt?
dyodor (10:42 AM)
Byun Baekhyun, what did you say to Lu Han to make him start singing TVXQ songs.
I am impressed by his cardboard cutouts of all the members, though.
Are they lifesize?
byunbaekkie (10:43 AM)
i always have gr9 ideas kkkkkk
everyone loves tvxq
jongdae looks like he likes it
look hes blushin
dyodor (10:44 AM)
In mortification.
byunbaekkie (10:44 AM)
naw son
love in the ice is the way into everybodys heart
dugeun dugeun
byunbaekkie (10:48 AM)
wait
shit
y is he gettin up and runnin away
uHM
CHANYEOL GO AFTER HIM STAT
Me (10:48 AM)
BUT
byunbaekkie (10:48 AM)
IMMA DOCK UR PAY IF U DONT
Me (10:48 AM)
YOU ALREADY PAY ME MINIMUM WAGE YOU ASSHOLE
byunbaekkie (10:48 AM)
DO IT
OR UR DARA POSTERS GONNA END UP IN THE CHEM LAB INCINERATOR
Me (10:48 AM)
FINE FUCK YOU
byunbaekkie (10:48 AM)
atta boy
-
byunbaekkie (11:19 AM)
did u do it did u do it did u do it
byunbaekkie (11:34 AM)
did u do it did u did uuuu
byunbaekkie (11:55 AM)
wat did he say does he think lu hans a class A creep now or
byunbaekkie (12:09 PM)
pARK CHANYEOL UR PAYCHECKS ON THE LINE HERE
reply 2 me u asshol
Me (12:11 PM)
wow wtf dude
yeah, everything’s okay
he was just overwhelmed by the attention
that’s all
updating his profile in the database as we speak
he likes pink and winnie the pooh and clutches
oh! and he likes hot pot a lot too
and has one older brother
do something with that info
byunbaekkie (12:12 PM)
wtf
how did u get more personal info outta jongdae than lu han has ever gotten in five dates man
Me (12:13 PM)
it’s not that hard
he’s really nice~
byunbaekkie (12:13 PM)
………..
eyes on the prize bro
we need food money
bros b4 hoes kkkkkkkkkkk
so like
i was thinkin everland date???????
nice n simple
u cant ruin amusement park dates
i mean best case scenario he takes him to disneyland
but lu hans not chaebol enough for dat yea
Me (12:15 PM)
actually, according to my research
lu han’s the only son of some chinese biotech giant
byunbaekkie (12:15 PM)
………..
HOLY FUCK WE HIT JACKPOT
does this mean we can scam him
Me (12:16 PM)
NO
we are going to be honest people
and help lu han out
and help him start a relationship with jongdae
because that’s the main point of our agency yeah?
to help other people find the the love of their life
byunbaekkie (12:17 PM)
……
dammit chanyeol y do u have 2 b a good person
:ccccccccc
dyodor (12:20 PM)
Because if he wasn’t a good person, you would’ve been thrown in jail by now.
Me (12:20 PM)
HI KYUNGSOO
byunbaekkie (12:20 PM)
KYUNGSOO BBY UR HERE <3333333333333
how was composition
dyodor (12:20 PM)
Fine.
More importantly, why are you guys texting during your ochem lecture.
byunbaekkie (12:22 PM)
bc prof kim is a big asshole
n i mean big asshole as in
bIG AS IN THE SIZE OF JUPITER N ITS MOONS COMBINED
ASSHOLE
like istg he gotta fifty meter pole up his ass
n the only thing that can take it out is his cute TA taotao
Me (12:23 PM)
you’re just jealous because minseok-hyung doesn’t fall for your shitty aegyo
byunbaekkie (12:23 PM)
hEY
not all of us r on a first name basis with the prof kkkk
desperate times call 4 desperate measures
k but srsly
disneyland
lets make it happen
-
byunbaekkie (9:12 AM)
dont u love me arent i so gr8
were in the land of the free!1111!
smell dis air of ~freedom~
isnt california so beautiful <3333333333
dyodor (9:13 AM)
You’ve been saying that for the past twenty-four hours, Baekhyun.
Twenty-four hours is not enough time for me to change the way I think about you.
And California is just as smoggy as Seoul.
byunbaekkie (9:14 AM)
shhhhhhhhhhhhh bby i kno u love me <333333333
at least were in murica yo
lbh i thought lu han was gonna take jongdae 2 tokyo disneyland
Me (9:14 AM)
later i want to try those burgers amber always mentions when she talks about her hometown
was the burger joint called out and in?
dyodor (9:14 AM)
In-N-Out, Chanyeol.
byunbaekkie (9:14 AM)
yea like ur dik kekeke
now
time to do recon
dyodor (9:17 AM)
…
Baekhyun, did you remind Lu Han to not go on any of the water rides?
Because the earpiece won’t work if it gets wet.
byunbaekkie (9:17 AM)
SHIT
where r they
in the line for splash mtn or
dyodor (9:18 AM)
They just got on.
Are you screaming at Lu Han.
Baekhyun, just tell him to cover it with his hand or something.
…
Good job, Baekhyun.
Me (9:19 AM)
damn, what’d you tell lu han to say, byunbaek
because jongdae’s storming away right now
byunbaekkie (9:20 AM)
ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT
PARK CHANYEOL GO AFTER HIM
Me (9:20 AM)
here???????
dude, isn’t it /too much/ of a coincidence if i run into him in a different country though
byunbaekkie (9:20 AM)
DO NOT LET HIM PASS GO DO NOT LET HIM GET THE 200
1M IS AT STAKE HERE GET THE BOY CHANYEOL HES HEADING TOWARDS THE HAUNTED HOUSE
Me (9:20 AM)
IM GOING IM GOING IM GOING
-
byunbaekkie (10:24 PM)
well
things didnt turn out that bad
dyodor (10:25 PM)
...Baekhyun, you should be extremely grateful you’re in a different hotel room right now.
Because I would’ve put you in a headlock for that comment.
byunbaekkie (10:25 PM)
HEY
chanyeol was able to save the day yea
kinda
dyodor (10:25 PM)
…
byunbaekkie (10:25 PM)
sorta
aT LEAST ONE OF US IS GETTIN DICK OUTTA DIS TRIP
dyodor (10:26 PM)
Baekhyun.
The most basic rule in running a business is to fulfill the customers’ requests.
You did not do that.
At all.
byunbaekkie (10:27 PM)
aYE
its not my fault jongdae rly hit it off with chanyeol?????????
guess he likes low sex me up voices more than twinky perky asses
besides!!11!!!!
chanyeol helped them make up with ea other
yay
dyodor (10:28 PM)
And Lu Han’s getting friendzoned as we speak.
I know you saw Jongdae take Chanyeol’s hand instead of Lu Han’s when they were walking along the pier.
Let me remind you that you still owe me ₩500,000.
Do not test my patience.
byunbaekkie (10:29 PM)
dont worry bby <33333333
i got this all figured out
when we go back to korea everythings gonna be okay
okay
kkkkkkkk
-
Unknown (11:02 PM)
hi chanyeol! this is jongdae^^
i just wanted to say ty for a really fun time today~
btw i got your number from lu han
i’m not a creeper ><
Me (11:07 PM)
hey jongdae!!
sorry i took so long to reply
i was in the shower
but no problem! i had a great time today too!!!
especially on the ferris wheel
jongdae (11:07 PM)
ah~
i think we were a bit too mean to lu han tho
Me (11:08 PM)
yeah… i didn't know he was afraid of heights until all three of us were in the cage…
and i started shaking it…
that’s probably why he didn’t go on any roller coasters today, huh
jongdae (11:08 PM)
its ok^^
at least he was smiling at the end of it?
your monkey impression was rlly funny
Me (11:08 PM)
haha, thank you!!
i’m impressed by you, to be honest
you weren't scared of anything
even the haunted house didn't frighten you
jongdae (11:09 PM)
yea kekeke
my friend joonmyun says the only thing im scared of are fails on my finals kekeke
dw
the next time you face smtg scary, i’ll protect you!!
chanyeol (11:10 PM)
ooh, my handsome, dashing hero~ <3
jongdae (11:10 PM)
hehehe <3
actually
i wanted to ask
do you want to meet up again when we’re both back in korea?
Me (11:11 PM)
!!!
i wouldn’t mind that at all!!!
and actually
i have something to tell you too
-
byunbaekkie (4:20 PM)
HEY GUYS GUESS WHO JUST JOINED THE SURISURI PURIPURI TEAM
♥ jongdae ♥ (4:21 PM)
hi guys! please take care of me <3
Me (4:21 PM)
hi jongdae <333
dyodor (4:21 PM)
…
Welcome, Jongdae.
Baekhyun, we need to talk.
byunbaekkie (4:22 PM)
NO
WAIT
KYUNGSOO
B4 U BEHEAD ME
THERES BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS
remember when we were leavin ICN
n lu han got pushed around by the crowd
n dat guitar dude saved him
yknow dat one guy w the blk shirt who caught lu han bridal style n saved him from major PS on his flower boi nose
dyodor (4:23 PM)
… Continue.
byunbaekkie (4:23 PM)
so like
it turns out guitar dude goes 2 yonsei 2 ayeeee
his names zhang yixing
n now lu han wants in his pants!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw he said hes still willin 2 pay 4 our help
<3333333333
♥ jongdae ♥ (4:24 PM)
only bc baekhyun made me and chanyeol make puppy eyes at lu han until he gave in
dyodor (4:24 PM)
…
Me (4:24 PM)
HAHA BUSTED
byunbaekkie (4:24 PM)
shHHHHH thats irrelevant kkkkk
the main pt is we still have a job
we gotta new team member
n chanyeol got da d!!!!
errybody wins <3333
dyodor (4:24 PM)
I like you, Jongdae.
Baekhyun, we’re meeting on top of the music building in five minutes.
♥ jongdae ♥ (4:25 PM)
ty <3
byunbaekkie (4:25 PM)
nO KYUNGSOO DONT DO DIS 2 ME
-
bonus-
byunbaekkie (3:38 AM)
gdiuuii park chanyeol sum ppl r tryin 2 sleeeep
fuvk u
go fuck jongdae smwheee else next tim pmfg
u grunt lik a dememted manatee when u cum gross
-
notes-
a. dear ventice, i hope i didn’t screw up your lovely prompt too much and that this was to your liking!
b. so many thanks to my darling k for keeping my congested, loopy self company and for beta-ing this even though she is ???? towards exo lmao
Author: colourstacia
Recipient: ventice
Pairing/Focus: OT4, chen/chanyeol
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: vulgarity, brief mentions of sex
Length: 2,133
Summary: SMS excerpts from the life of Park Chanyeol: biochem major and matchmaker extraordinaire.
byunbaekkie (10:34 AM)
prepare 4 trouble11!!1!111
Me (10:34 AM)
make it double
dyodor (10:34 AM)
Both of you, shut the fuck up.
byunbaekkie (10:34 AM)
2 PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVESTATION!!!!11
Me (10:34 AM)
TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION
dyodor (10:34 AM)
…
byunbaekkie (10:35 AM)
2 dENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH N LOVE!!11!!
Me (10:35 AM)
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
dyodor (10:35 AM)
Stop texting each other in the group chat when you’re sitting at the same fucking cafe table.
byunbaekkie (10:35 AM)
but sooooo
dis is our agency motto!!
u have 2 join in toooooo ㅠㅠ
n lu hans boytoy is takin a long timeeeeeee
dyodor (10:36 AM)
Kim Jongdae just turned the street corner.
And for heaven’s sake, don’t tell Lu Han to start spontaneously stripping like last time.
I don’t understand why he keeps paying you for love advice, honestly.
byunbaekkie (10:36 AM)
111!!!!11
tech speakin hes payin ~all of us~
n sometimes u gotta be bold <333
jongdae liked it ;cccccc
dyodor (10:36 AM)
Don’t quote girl group lyrics, that’s disgusting.
If your definition of liking includes backing away slowly, then sure.
byunbaekkie (10:37 AM)
but his eyes had ~lust~ in them
Me (10:37 AM)
like you would know anything about lust byun baekhyun
when was the last time you had a dick in you?
oh right
NEVER
byunbaekkie (10:37 AM)
eXCUSE YOU PARK CHANYEOL
i am young fresh n fabulous~~~~
i dont need no cock 2 function
Me (10:37 AM)
that’s what you say to yourself as you jerk off at night to that one freshman kid in ochem
what’s his name?
hmMMM
byunbaekkie (10:38 AM)
NOT KIM JONGIN YOU FUCKING DICK
Me (10:38 AM)
calm your man tits byunbaek
you better start slipping lines to lu han now by the way
jongdae’s gonna reach the table soon
byunbaekkie (10:40 AM)
i have 2 admit
dis jongdae kid has nice cheekbones
the kind u run ur cockhead over in pornos
v distractin
no wonder lu hans been shit at doin his TA work in my mando class
dyodor (10:40 AM)
…
Me (10:41 AM)
i think his perry the platypus snapback is cool?
byunbaekkie (10:41 AM)
wat kyungsoo
just bc i dont believe in ~true love~ n ~destiny~ n all dat crap
doesnt mean i cant appreciate gr8 bone structure
Me (10:42 AM)
sure sure byunbaek
oh wow
did lu han just pull out five cutouts from under his shirt?
dyodor (10:42 AM)
Byun Baekhyun, what did you say to Lu Han to make him start singing TVXQ songs.
I am impressed by his cardboard cutouts of all the members, though.
Are they lifesize?
byunbaekkie (10:43 AM)
i always have gr9 ideas kkkkkk
everyone loves tvxq
jongdae looks like he likes it
look hes blushin
dyodor (10:44 AM)
In mortification.
byunbaekkie (10:44 AM)
naw son
love in the ice is the way into everybodys heart
dugeun dugeun
byunbaekkie (10:48 AM)
wait
shit
y is he gettin up and runnin away
uHM
CHANYEOL GO AFTER HIM STAT
Me (10:48 AM)
BUT
byunbaekkie (10:48 AM)
IMMA DOCK UR PAY IF U DONT
Me (10:48 AM)
YOU ALREADY PAY ME MINIMUM WAGE YOU ASSHOLE
byunbaekkie (10:48 AM)
DO IT
OR UR DARA POSTERS GONNA END UP IN THE CHEM LAB INCINERATOR
Me (10:48 AM)
FINE FUCK YOU
byunbaekkie (10:48 AM)
atta boy
-
byunbaekkie (11:19 AM)
did u do it did u do it did u do it
byunbaekkie (11:34 AM)
did u do it did u did uuuu
byunbaekkie (11:55 AM)
wat did he say does he think lu hans a class A creep now or
byunbaekkie (12:09 PM)
pARK CHANYEOL UR PAYCHECKS ON THE LINE HERE
reply 2 me u asshol
Me (12:11 PM)
wow wtf dude
yeah, everything’s okay
he was just overwhelmed by the attention
that’s all
updating his profile in the database as we speak
he likes pink and winnie the pooh and clutches
oh! and he likes hot pot a lot too
and has one older brother
do something with that info
byunbaekkie (12:12 PM)
wtf
how did u get more personal info outta jongdae than lu han has ever gotten in five dates man
Me (12:13 PM)
it’s not that hard
he’s really nice~
byunbaekkie (12:13 PM)
………..
eyes on the prize bro
we need food money
bros b4 hoes kkkkkkkkkkk
so like
i was thinkin everland date???????
nice n simple
u cant ruin amusement park dates
i mean best case scenario he takes him to disneyland
but lu hans not chaebol enough for dat yea
Me (12:15 PM)
actually, according to my research
lu han’s the only son of some chinese biotech giant
byunbaekkie (12:15 PM)
………..
HOLY FUCK WE HIT JACKPOT
does this mean we can scam him
Me (12:16 PM)
NO
we are going to be honest people
and help lu han out
and help him start a relationship with jongdae
because that’s the main point of our agency yeah?
to help other people find the the love of their life
byunbaekkie (12:17 PM)
……
dammit chanyeol y do u have 2 b a good person
:ccccccccc
dyodor (12:20 PM)
Because if he wasn’t a good person, you would’ve been thrown in jail by now.
Me (12:20 PM)
HI KYUNGSOO
byunbaekkie (12:20 PM)
KYUNGSOO BBY UR HERE <3333333333333
how was composition
dyodor (12:20 PM)
Fine.
More importantly, why are you guys texting during your ochem lecture.
byunbaekkie (12:22 PM)
bc prof kim is a big asshole
n i mean big asshole as in
bIG AS IN THE SIZE OF JUPITER N ITS MOONS COMBINED
ASSHOLE
like istg he gotta fifty meter pole up his ass
n the only thing that can take it out is his cute TA taotao
Me (12:23 PM)
you’re just jealous because minseok-hyung doesn’t fall for your shitty aegyo
byunbaekkie (12:23 PM)
hEY
not all of us r on a first name basis with the prof kkkk
desperate times call 4 desperate measures
k but srsly
disneyland
lets make it happen
-
byunbaekkie (9:12 AM)
dont u love me arent i so gr8
were in the land of the free!1111!
smell dis air of ~freedom~
isnt california so beautiful <3333333333
dyodor (9:13 AM)
You’ve been saying that for the past twenty-four hours, Baekhyun.
Twenty-four hours is not enough time for me to change the way I think about you.
And California is just as smoggy as Seoul.
byunbaekkie (9:14 AM)
shhhhhhhhhhhhh bby i kno u love me <333333333
at least were in murica yo
lbh i thought lu han was gonna take jongdae 2 tokyo disneyland
Me (9:14 AM)
later i want to try those burgers amber always mentions when she talks about her hometown
was the burger joint called out and in?
dyodor (9:14 AM)
In-N-Out, Chanyeol.
byunbaekkie (9:14 AM)
yea like ur dik kekeke
now
time to do recon
dyodor (9:17 AM)
…
Baekhyun, did you remind Lu Han to not go on any of the water rides?
Because the earpiece won’t work if it gets wet.
byunbaekkie (9:17 AM)
SHIT
where r they
in the line for splash mtn or
dyodor (9:18 AM)
They just got on.
Are you screaming at Lu Han.
Baekhyun, just tell him to cover it with his hand or something.
…
Good job, Baekhyun.
Me (9:19 AM)
damn, what’d you tell lu han to say, byunbaek
because jongdae’s storming away right now
byunbaekkie (9:20 AM)
ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT
PARK CHANYEOL GO AFTER HIM
Me (9:20 AM)
here???????
dude, isn’t it /too much/ of a coincidence if i run into him in a different country though
byunbaekkie (9:20 AM)
DO NOT LET HIM PASS GO DO NOT LET HIM GET THE 200
1M IS AT STAKE HERE GET THE BOY CHANYEOL HES HEADING TOWARDS THE HAUNTED HOUSE
Me (9:20 AM)
IM GOING IM GOING IM GOING
-
byunbaekkie (10:24 PM)
well
things didnt turn out that bad
dyodor (10:25 PM)
...Baekhyun, you should be extremely grateful you’re in a different hotel room right now.
Because I would’ve put you in a headlock for that comment.
byunbaekkie (10:25 PM)
HEY
chanyeol was able to save the day yea
kinda
dyodor (10:25 PM)
…
byunbaekkie (10:25 PM)
sorta
aT LEAST ONE OF US IS GETTIN DICK OUTTA DIS TRIP
dyodor (10:26 PM)
Baekhyun.
The most basic rule in running a business is to fulfill the customers’ requests.
You did not do that.
At all.
byunbaekkie (10:27 PM)
aYE
its not my fault jongdae rly hit it off with chanyeol?????????
guess he likes low sex me up voices more than twinky perky asses
besides!!11!!!!
chanyeol helped them make up with ea other
yay
dyodor (10:28 PM)
And Lu Han’s getting friendzoned as we speak.
I know you saw Jongdae take Chanyeol’s hand instead of Lu Han’s when they were walking along the pier.
Let me remind you that you still owe me ₩500,000.
Do not test my patience.
byunbaekkie (10:29 PM)
dont worry bby <33333333
i got this all figured out
when we go back to korea everythings gonna be okay
okay
kkkkkkkk
-
Unknown (11:02 PM)
hi chanyeol! this is jongdae^^
i just wanted to say ty for a really fun time today~
btw i got your number from lu han
i’m not a creeper ><
Me (11:07 PM)
hey jongdae!!
sorry i took so long to reply
i was in the shower
but no problem! i had a great time today too!!!
especially on the ferris wheel
jongdae (11:07 PM)
ah~
i think we were a bit too mean to lu han tho
Me (11:08 PM)
yeah… i didn't know he was afraid of heights until all three of us were in the cage…
and i started shaking it…
that’s probably why he didn’t go on any roller coasters today, huh
jongdae (11:08 PM)
its ok^^
at least he was smiling at the end of it?
your monkey impression was rlly funny
Me (11:08 PM)
haha, thank you!!
i’m impressed by you, to be honest
you weren't scared of anything
even the haunted house didn't frighten you
jongdae (11:09 PM)
yea kekeke
my friend joonmyun says the only thing im scared of are fails on my finals kekeke
dw
the next time you face smtg scary, i’ll protect you!!
chanyeol (11:10 PM)
ooh, my handsome, dashing hero~ <3
jongdae (11:10 PM)
hehehe <3
actually
i wanted to ask
do you want to meet up again when we’re both back in korea?
Me (11:11 PM)
!!!
i wouldn’t mind that at all!!!
and actually
i have something to tell you too
-
byunbaekkie (4:20 PM)
HEY GUYS GUESS WHO JUST JOINED THE SURISURI PURIPURI TEAM
♥ jongdae ♥ (4:21 PM)
hi guys! please take care of me <3
Me (4:21 PM)
hi jongdae <333
dyodor (4:21 PM)
…
Welcome, Jongdae.
Baekhyun, we need to talk.
byunbaekkie (4:22 PM)
NO
WAIT
KYUNGSOO
B4 U BEHEAD ME
THERES BEEN A CHANGE OF PLANS
remember when we were leavin ICN
n lu han got pushed around by the crowd
n dat guitar dude saved him
yknow dat one guy w the blk shirt who caught lu han bridal style n saved him from major PS on his flower boi nose
dyodor (4:23 PM)
… Continue.
byunbaekkie (4:23 PM)
so like
it turns out guitar dude goes 2 yonsei 2 ayeeee
his names zhang yixing
n now lu han wants in his pants!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw he said hes still willin 2 pay 4 our help
<3333333333
♥ jongdae ♥ (4:24 PM)
only bc baekhyun made me and chanyeol make puppy eyes at lu han until he gave in
dyodor (4:24 PM)
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Me (4:24 PM)
HAHA BUSTED
byunbaekkie (4:24 PM)
shHHHHH thats irrelevant kkkkk
the main pt is we still have a job
we gotta new team member
n chanyeol got da d!!!!
errybody wins <3333
dyodor (4:24 PM)
I like you, Jongdae.
Baekhyun, we’re meeting on top of the music building in five minutes.
♥ jongdae ♥ (4:25 PM)
ty <3
byunbaekkie (4:25 PM)
nO KYUNGSOO DONT DO DIS 2 ME
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byunbaekkie (3:38 AM)
gdiuuii park chanyeol sum ppl r tryin 2 sleeeep
fuvk u
go fuck jongdae smwheee else next tim pmfg
u grunt lik a dememted manatee when u cum gross
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notes-
a. dear ventice, i hope i didn’t screw up your lovely prompt too much and that this was to your liking!
b. so many thanks to my darling k for keeping my congested, loopy self company and for beta-ing this even though she is ???? towards exo lmao