You're a little bitch you know that? I mean, come on Sally, even a blind squirrel eventually finds a nut but you, wow, you're really something else. Oh big Steven! Will you please please please, show me how to be a big burly man, you know such as yourself? And you know what? Maybe, just maybe, if you have time between your pedicure and OB/GYN appointment this afternoon-yes, I know, I know, it's just a routine checkup but by god, it feels good when that nice doctor touches you down there and tells you that you're the prettiest girl at the ball- maybe afterwards, you know, we could have a dinner, open a nice bottle of the '87 Merlot roll around on the beach together and maybe we could just lie there and spoon. I guess that really only leaves one qestion: Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
I guess in short what I'm saying is, fuck you, blow it out your ass.
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I guess in short what I'm saying is, fuck you, blow it out your ass.
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