Well, shit...

I can still do a belly roll.

Ha!

Fucking Saturn, all returning and shit... what the hell ( Read more... )

This tooth of mine that has been bothering me for a few years has finally crossed the line. My jaw is swollen, my face hurts, I'm really hoping this isn't a fever and no amount of Listerine is helping my, um, breath ( Read more... )

Nothing shows a girl you love her quite like closing the door of your van on her head.

Just saying.

^_^

You know...

It just dawned on me that I pretty much have the same haircut as Martha Stewart.

I need a haircut. Now.

Are you fucking kidding me with Ragtime? Seriously, are you kidding me? Holy shit!

I'd completely missed it, as it came out right when I wasn't keeping up with musicals. I believe that was the year I had my revelation about not being an actress. Well, I kept hearing people raving about it last summer, and Gordon from The Rockae was in the original ( Read more... )

I had a shitty day... and now, I feel amazing. I've got my hair fluffed out, I've randomly applied retro brick red lipstick for no one but me, and I'm even wearing my red and white polka dot head scarf thingamabob. In true retro spirit, I am cleaning ( Read more... )

You see, it's articles like this one that reinforce my cynicism, self-hatred and general feeling of hopelessness.

It's times like these that I am so happy to be single, and so glad I'm not the kind of girl who ever wants a husband.

I never gave Sweeney Todd a proper chance when I was in high school, even though one of my friends was completely obsessed with the show. It was more a matter of time and money and lack of internet in those days than a lack of interest, but I never got into it. A shame, since I was so unbelievably involved in my Into the Woods tape Freshman year. ( Read more... )

Jackie has a cat.

I need to stop sticking my face in it.

Boom.
My face exploded.
Boom, I say.

Now, me and my exploded face are going to sleep.

Goodnight.